Quotes

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Howie: I`m not afraid of the sun anymore. Wayne: That`s good, buddy. How's the moon treating you? Howie: Not a fan!

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Howie: That's so great...what does all the way mean? Wayne: [whispers in Howie's ear] Howie: [squeezes suntan lotion and screams] Aaaaaah!

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Number 7 Robot: Ha-ha-ha! I heard you stunk! Clark: Shut up, Number 7! Number 7 Robot: You shut up! Clark: I'll kill you! Number 7 Robot: Oh shit!

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Clark: Gus! Richie: Gus! Clark: He can't hear us. Richie: [Falls on the ground] Ohh! Ah... Gus: [Finally hearing them] Hey fellas. [Walks over to them] You okay, Richie? Richie: [Standing up] Yeah, I'm fine, just... purple nuts.

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Brad: Clark? Richie? I hardly recognize you two clowns without the underwear on your head! Richie: Brad, wow, you have really not slimmed down. Brad: Oh, eat me! So I hear from Jerry that you tools think your atheletes now? Richie: That's funny. I didn't know athlete had three sylables. Ath-a-lete! Thats ama-z-zing! Brad: You think your hot shit cause you know words! Clark: Hey, Brad, why don't you be a stud and point us toward the register? Or register-er! Brad: My team practices today at 5! Swing by if you she-men want to lose! Richie: You can't handle the truth! Brad: Bring it! Clark: SUCK IT!

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Kyle: I'm gonna call the cops! Clark: We are the cops! We're Navy Seals! Kyle: Navy Seals aren't cops! Troy: Aren't you our paperboy? Clark: I'm undercover.

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Kyle: Time to meet your makers! Clark: Makers of what? Poop?

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Wayne: Is that beer? Carlos: [stumbling] No it's Gatorade, honkey. just give me the ball.

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Mel: Now, Richie, do you have any kids? Richie: Never had a date. Mel: Clark? Clark: Never spoke to a girl. Mel: Gu... [Pauses a bit, realizing that what Clark said was weird] Gus? Gus: Uh, my wife and I are kind of working on it.

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Richie: Clark, we don't play baseball. Clark: I told Gus we'd be there, Richie. And if we don't go, that makes me a liar. And that's not what I'm about. Not now, NOT EVER!

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Kid catcher: One out! Gonna be two outs! Richie: Yeah, I bet you're a really good catcher...of doughnuts in your mouth. Kid catcher: I caught it. You're out. Richie: But I ticked it! It hit the bat! Kid catcher: You're still out. Richie: You're still fat!

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Gus: [to Nelson] Hey. Are you the kid who got farted on earlier? Mel: Yes. This is my son Nelson. He's become quite the fart magnet for the neighborhood bullies. Nelson: I also get a healthy smear of animal turds twice daily. Clark: When I was your age, Fairy Jerry dumped a bucket of dog poop on me. Nelson: His son just did that to me last week!

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Clark: This car is so radical. Looks just like K.I.T.T. from the show Knight Rider. Mel: It is K.I.T.T. from Knight Rider. Watch this. [Mel activates the car with his watch] K.I.T.T: Allow me to introduce myself. I'm K.I.T.T. Richie: [to Mel] Who are you? Mel: Oh, I'm just once of those nerds who grew up...to make billions.

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THAT’S MY MIATA! KILL HIM!