The Money Pit

Anna: Walter? Walter: Oh, Anna, thank God it's you! Thank God! Anna: Walter? Walter: Thank God you're here, honey! Anna: Is that you? Walter: Is it me? I'm speaking so loud I'm hallucinating! For a while, I thought the Care Bears were here! Anna: Walter? Walter: Farm animals or geese or chickens... Anna: Walter? Walter: UPSTAIRS! Anna: Are you alright? Walter: No, I'm not alright. Anna: Where are you? Walter: I'm in the den! Anna: No you're not, I was just in there... Walter: I'm in the den! I swear it! Please believe me! Anna: Will you stop fooling around, Walter? I'm tired! Walter: I'm right here. Anna: Look, Walter, enough is enough! Walter: I'M RIGHT HERE! Anna: Where? Walter: In the floor behind the chair. Anna: (laughs) Walter: Laughing, huh? We're laughing. Walter: (stuck in the floor) The permit man was here. Anna: Oh? That's good. (starts trying to free Walter) Walter: No, no. Now, tomorrow, I'm going to have to take off work, drive down to his office, and kiss his ass- (abrup

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Walter Fielding: You know what this is, this is the short line for motor vehicles. Anna Fielding: What? Walter Fielding: Yeah, you go to this place to get your license renewed, and you get on this line that reaches to Spain, and next to it is this line with only two guys on it, but you don't get on that line, because you think something must be wrong with it, so you waste three hours! Anna Fielding: I was on the short line once. It was for farm vehicles.

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Walter: There is a house, I want to buy. Benny: Let's cut to the chase, Okay? What do you want? Walter: I want you to loan me $200,000.00 in cash. Benny: No. Walter: Benny. Benny: You shout at me? Walter: I shout at you! I need that money and you are going to loan it to me. Benny: No, I won't! Walter: Yes, you will! Benny: No, No, No! Walter: Yes, you will! I saved you 10 times that in taxes last year. Benny: So what? Walter: Benny, if you don't loan me that money. I'll... Benny: You'll what? Huh? You'll what? Walter: I'll...not like you anymore! Benny: ...All right. Walter: Thanks.

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(on the phone trying to locate a plumber) Hi! We're having problems with our plumbing, and I was uh, Fielding, Walter Fielding... Well, there's no reason why should have heard of me... no, that's not a Jewish name... how much do I make a year? Well, how much do you make a year? Really!... Yale, I went to Yale... (gets angry) Look, get out of my life, would ya! (slams the phone down)

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Walter: You're up bright and early. Anna: I didn't sleep very well. Walter: You look great. Got a date? Anna: Yes, with the Marine Corp Band. I'm starting with the brass and working my way into the drum section. Walter: Don't you think we should talk? Anna: This is not the time to talk. I'm mad and getting madder. Walter: Oh, you're mad! What do you think I am? Anna: I think you're a jerk. Walter: I know that. I didn't realize how big a jerk I was until last night. Anna: Neither did I. Walter: Let's just pack it in then, all right? Let's just finish this whole thing here and now! Anna: Fine. Walter: I'll pack a bag for you, so you don't have to come back tonight, and I'll send the rest later! Anna: You expect me to move out? Walter: You shouldn't have any trouble finding a bed! Carpenter: I've got a bed, lady. Walter: GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE! THIS IS PRIVATE! Anna: I don't what makes you think you can just throw me out of my own house! You're the one who's moving! Walter: I have worke

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Walter: Little problem in the kitchen, nothing trivial. Anna: Well, the turkeys done. Walter: So is the kitchen. Actually, it's a little overdone for my taste. Let's not go there again. Anna: You don't want to tell me what happened? Walter: No, I don't. I just want to relax in a nice lukewarm bath. Anna: What about this? Walter: I don't think that can hurt us any more.

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