Osmosis Jones

Osmosis Jones: Whoo-hoo! Next time, I'll be the bad cop. Drix: You are a bad cop. Osmosis Jones: Yo, who ya calling "bad cop"?!

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Drix: Attention, germs! You are surrounded! Uh-huh! Uh-huh! Uh-huh, uh-huh, surrounded! Osmosis Jones: Yo, Hammer! You can stop dancing!

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Osmosis Jones: Goodbye, Drips. Drix: That's Drix. Osmosis Jones: Whatever.

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Osmosis Jones: In the words of the immortal James Brown: GET DOWN! Drix: James who?!

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Drix: The eye? What are we doing here? Do I have to remind you that I am on a strict twelve hour time release program? First the throat, then the nose, then the aches and pains. Osmosis Jones: Yeah, I got it. Real important stuff. Now, get your butt out of my car! Drix: Oh! I don't even have a butt. Officer, if I don't get to the sinuses, my entire relief mission could be jeopardized. Osmosis Jones: Yo, it's time we take a look at the big picture. See? The Big F. He's the one we're here to protect and serve. I mean, just look at him. Doesn't he make you want to be a better cell? Drix: [Drix sees Frank clean his tongue] Ew! I see why you feel such a strong connection. Osmosis Jones: Hey, watch it! Show the man some respect! He's the reason all of us are here. Drix: Take me to the nose! Osmosis Jones: Dude, just wait in the car. I got police work to do.

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Osmosis Jones: Baby, I always knew you and me were gonna hook up. I know this little spot right behind the eye, has the perfect view - perfect for a little rendezvous between me and you. You know what I'm sayin'? Do you know what I'm sayin'? 'Cause I been sayin' it a long time. Leah: Jones, what in the world makes you think I would ever go out with you? Osmosis Jones: Whatcha talkin' about? I'm a legend, girl! The chicks line up to divide with me. Leah: Oh, really? 'Cause to me you look like the kind of cell who most likely divides with himself. Leah: [on a recently ingested cold pill] Whoa, this is huge. Osmosis Jones: Don't be all impressed, 'cause 99% of that is just sugar, ya know. Leah: Yeah, and 99% of you is just stupid. Osmosis Jones: Ooh, like I haven't heard that one before!

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