I Love You, Man

Hi Peter, I saw your billboards, they're spectacular. I'm sorry for calling you a whore. Best of luck with Sydney, if you're not still together... you can Facebook me.

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Joyce Klaven: Peter always connected better with women. Zooey: You know, I can see that because he is a great boyfriend. Peter: Thank you fiancee. Oswald Klaven: Also, you got to understand, Zooey, Peter matured sexually at a very early age. I remember taking him swimming when he was twelve-years-old, kid had a bush like a forty-year-old Serbian. Peter: Oh come on! Zooey: Good to know. Oswald: Kid had a Speedo full of Brillo.

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Peter: So what do I do? How do I make friends? Robbie: If you see a cool-looking guy, strike up a conversation and ask him on a man date. Peter: A what? Robbie: A man date. Peter: Okay. Robbie: You know what I mean? Peter: No. Robbie: By that I mean casual lunch or after-work drinks, okay? No dinner and no movies. You're not taking these boys to see The Devil Wears Prada. Peter: Ohhhh, God I love that movie. [Robbie gives him a look] No, I won't.

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Peter: I'm Peter Klaven, I'm the realtor. Sydney: Hey, check out these two. That guy needs to fart. Peter: He does seem to be clenching. Sydney: Watch the leg. Boom! Peter: He farted in my open house. Sydney: He sure did. Look at him, crop dusting across your open house.

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Man In Open House: [after trying to discreetly fart at an open house] I like it, but I'm not sure about the space...I'm thinking it might be a little bit small. Sydney: Totally, and it smells like fart. Make sure you roll down the windows on the way home, sweetheart.

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Sydney: [on phone] Just meet me at Muscle Beach in like...I don't know...half an hour? Peter: Muscle Beach. Half an hour. I will see you there or I will see you on another time. Sydney: That was very confusing. I don't know if you're gonna come or not. Peter: No, I'll be there. I'll be there. Sydney: [laughing] Alright I'll see you then, buddy. Peter: Alright. Laters on the menjay. [Hangs up] What did I just say?

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