Law Abiding Citizen

Rice: Your honour, I would caution you not to do that! Clyde: Thank you! Judge: Excuse me? Clyde: No, I don't think I will excuse you. [to everyone] You see, this is what I'm talkin' about. You are about to let me go - are you kidding me? This is why we're here in the first place. [everyone looks at him in surprise] You think I don't remember who you are, lady? Judge: I would tread carefully, Mr. Shelton. Clyde: Well how carefully should I tread!? Because apparently, I just killed two people! And you are about to let me walk right out that door! How misguided are you!? I feed you a couple of bullshit legal precedents, and there you go - you jump on it like a bitch in heat! [The judge indignantly bangs her gavel repeatedly] Folks, you all hang out in the same little club! Judge: I'm warning you! Mr. Shelton! You will be held in contempt of this court! Clyde: [continuing] And every day you let madmen and murderers back on the street! You're too busy treating the law like it's a fucking a

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Clyde Shelton: [noting the look on his cellmate's face as he eats his steak] So I suppose if I don't share this with you, you're gonna - Cellmate: [finishing his sentence] I'm gonna get the fuck up, and cock back my right hand, then I'm gonna split your whole fuckin' skull in two. How 'bout that? Nick Rice: That was you on video killing Clarence Darby, wasn't it? Clyde Shelton: Yes, that was me. Clyde: Okay, fair enough, that was me, Clyde Shelton on the video, killing Clarence Darby. Nick: Not good enough, Clyde, I need specifics. Clyde: I took his fingers with bolt cutters, his toes with tin snips, his balls with a hacksaw, and his penis with a box cutter. How's that for specifics?(!)

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