A Muppet Family Christmas

Doc: Excuse me, Ms. Bear. Remember me? I rented this place to have a nice quiet Christmas. Animal: Peace on Earth. Give me presents! Doc: Be careful, Sprocket. These could be from some foreign planet. Emily Bear: Actually, they're from television. I recognize Fozzie's weirdo friends. Dr. Teeth: Yeah, and we're proud of it, too! Sam the Eagle: Why am I here? Doc: [to Sprocket]: Tell me Spocket: are these anything like those Fraggles that you keep on telling me?

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Turkey: I take it chicken little, you're my kind of poultry Gonzo: Camilla! What is going on here? Turkey: You got some fine drumsticks there my fine feathered mama. Gonzo: But Camilla's MY girlfriend! Turkey: You've gotta be kidding. You're not even a bird! Gonzo: Well, nobody's perfect.

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Ernie: See the blazing yule before us. All: Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la! Bert: Strike the harp and join the chorus. All: Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la! Oscar the Grouch: I will NOT sing this song! All: Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!

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Ernie: Oh, hi there. Hey, we're Ernie and Bert. Doc: Well, hi there yourself, I'm Doc. Bert: Did you know that Doc starts with the letter "D"? Doc: Why, yes. Ernie: Yes! Yes starts with the letter "Y". Doc: True. Ernie: And true starts with the letter "T". Doc: Hey, what is this? Bert: Where we come from, this is small talk.

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Emily Bear: Alright, the huge canary sleeps in the attic with the cookie-eater. The blue monster said he'll sleep in the bathtub. And Ernie and Bert will bunk out with the lizard here. Kermit the Frog: Frog. Kermit the Frog. Fozzie Bear: What about Oscar? Oscar the Grouch: No, I'll be nicely miserable in my trash can here. Rizzo the Rat: Hey, maybe I could bunk out with you? Oscar the Grouch: I never had a rat in my trash can before.

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Janice: Hey, everybody, look what I've got: Christmas cookies! Cookie Monster: COOKIE! [gobbles up the whole basket] Oh, thank you! Janice: Who was that strange blue creature? Animal: That my kind of fella!

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