True Jackson, VP

True Jackson: Oh, I'm not supposed to drink soda. It makes my tongue sweat. Is there any bubbly water? Cricket: I can order you some. Would you like some juice boxes while I'm at it? True: Oh, for real... Oh, are you just being snotty? Cricket: Snotty. True: Oh, Lulu this is Cricket, my assistant. Lulu: Seriously, you're her boss, but you're so old. True: Lulu!! Lulu: What? You're a kid and she a grown woman. It's like backwards day. True: I'm sorry, Cricket. Cricket: Not as sorry as I am. Lulu: Wait! This is your office?! True: Check it out. I got a view of Fifth Avenue. And you see this wall over here? Lulu: Mm-hmm. True: You see it? It turns into a refrigerator. Lulu: [gasps] Not even! True: And I get to decorate this office any way I want. They even give me catalogs. [Lulu plays with the remote wall and True gets annoyed] Stop it. <big>Lulu!</big> <big><big>LULU!!</big></big> <big><big><big>DUDE!!!!</big></big></big> Lulu: SORRY!!! Sorry, sorry, sorry.

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Amanda Cantwell: So you might not be prepared for your accessory presentation. I couldn't help but overhear. True: I know. I saw your ear pressed against the glass. Amanda: Yeah, well I happen to do that to.. cool my ears. Max Madigan: Kopelman don't be rude, OUT! Amanda: Oscar, I'd like to get my seating chart cards laminated. Do you know if we have a laminated machine anywhere in the... (Oscar takes out a small laminating machine) No, that's too small (Oscar takes out a large laminating machine) No, that's too big (Oscar takes out a medium size laminating machine) Perfect. Oh, I'm also going to need a... (she was going to say extension cord but Oscar already gave it to her) OK, Then. Max: Two things, True. One, I finally tried that Happy Berry Yum Yum downstairs. Delicious! Two Yums is not enough. True: I know right, I like the tangerine tinkle. Makes my nose itch. Max: I've decided to treat myself to a cup a day. True: Good for you. And what was the other thing you wanted to tell me

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True: My mom always says when you have a problem with someone, you say what you mean, mean what you say, but don't say it mean. Amanda: Then perhaps I should save my retort for another time. True: Yeah, you should put that in your cranky bank. Amanda: My what? True: You know, the stuff you wanna say, but shouldn't.

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Ryan Laserbeam: I gotta be honest, I can't hear anything over the sound of this marble in my arm. Ryan: That's not true, you left me alone yesterday! True: And what happened? Ryan: I sat on your computer. True: And why? Ryan: Because I broke your chair. True: And how? Ryan: Throwing hammers...

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