The Sure Thing

I was in Paris once with my wife... boy am I glad she's dead.

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Hi, I'm Gary Cooper, but not the Gary Cooper that's dead.

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Gib, you want a relationship? That's fine. Just remember that every relationship starts with a one night stand. You came 3,000 miles for a reason didn't you? Would you look at that reason. Go for it Gib, you've earned it.

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Three thousand miles just to get laid. I really respect that.

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Professor Taub: [commenting on students' papers] Miss Bradbury. You, on the other hand, you express your ideas very clearly. Except that, your paper is dry, Alison. There's not enough of *you* coming through. Loosen up, Alison. Have some fun! Yes, sleep when you feel like it, not when you think you should. Eat food that is bad for you - at least once in a while. Have conversations with people whose clothes are not color coordinated. [class laughs] Make love in a hammock! [class hoots, hollers, and high-fives] Life is the ultimate experience, and you have to live it to write about it. Professor Taub: Yes, Alison? Alison: What did you say after "hammock?"

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Gib's friend: [about Alison] Forget her, I hear she only likes intellectuals Gib: So? I'm intellectual and stuff. Gib's friend: You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff.

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