Clueless

Travis: I would like to say this. Tardiness is not something you can do all on your own. Many, many people contributed to my tardiness. Uh, I'd like to thank my parents for never giving me a ride to school, the LA city bus driver for taking a chance on an unknown kid, and, uh, last but not least, the wonderful crew at McDonald's for spending hours making those Egg McMuffins, without which I might never be tardy. Amber: [about Tai] She could be a farmer in those clothes. Tai: Cher, I don't wanna do this anymore. And my buns, they don't feel nothing like steel.

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Cher: [looking at Dionne's hat] Shopping with Dr. Seuss? Dionne: [picks up Cher's backpack] Well, at least I wouldn't skin a collie to make my backpack. Cher: It's faux!

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Cher: So. Okay. Like, right now, for example, the Haitians need to come to America. But some people are all, "What about the strain on our resources?" But it's like, when I had this garden party for my father's birthday, right? I said RSVP because it was a sit-down dinner. But people came that, like, did not RSVP, so I was, like, totally buggin'. I had to haul ass to the kitchen, redistribute the food, squish in extra place settings. But by the end of the day, it was, like, the more the merrier. And so, if the government could just get to the kitchen, rearrange some things, we could certainly party with the Haitians. And in conclusion, may I please remind you that it does not say RSVP on the Statue of Liberty? Cher: Thank you very much. Mr. Hall: Uh, Amber? Replying? Amber: Mr. Hall, how can I answer that? The topic is Haiti and she's talking about some little party. Cher: Hello?! It was his 50th birthday! Amber: Whatever. If she doesn't do the assignment, I can't do mine.

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Josh: Hey! In some parts of the universe, maybe not in Contempo Casual, but in some parts, it's considered cool to know what's going on in the world. Cher: Thank you, Josh. I so need lessons from you on how to be cool. Tell me that part about Kenny G again?

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Mel: So, Josh, have you given any thought to our little discussion about Corporate Law? Josh: Yeah, you know, but I think I'd really like to check out Environmental Law. Mel: What for? Do you wanna have a miserable, frustrating life? Cher: Oh, Josh will have that no matter what he does. Mel: At least he knows what he wants to do. And he's in a good college. I'd like to see you have a little bit of direction. Cher: I have direction. Josh: Yeah, towards the mall.

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Dionne: "Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May, but thy eternal summer shall not fade." Phat! Did you write that? Cher: Duh, it's, like, a famous quote. Dionne: From where? Cher: Cliff's Notes.

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