Vegas Vacation

Clark: Eddie, did anyone ever tell you, you're bad luck. Eddie: You know, those were my mother's dying words. Course, when you're covered in third degree burns and your leg's caught in a bear trap, you're bound to say weird things.

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Ellen: Clark. Are you feeling lucky tonight, Sparky? Clark: Not right now, honey. They're teaching me baccarat.

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Clark: Here, make the seats good. Maitre d': No...gratuity...necessary, sir. Right this way.

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Jilly: Kid, you made me a lot of money tonight. Hey, you like gettin' massages? Rusty: By who? Jilly: [sarcastically] By who...by me. Meet me in the spa tomorrow at 10 o'clock.

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Clark: You need any help with the grill, Eddie? Eddie: No thanks, Clark. Don't have one. [throws chicken onto a rock] I'll get the tongs

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Audrey: OK, what happened to you last night? Rusty: [giggles] Audrey: Coffee Rusty: Me, too. Ellen: Make it three. Clark: [to waitress] Four coffees it is. Clark: Kids! Audrey: Daddy, don't shout. Clark: What do you say we each have an 'alone day', where each of us can go out and explore the city of Las Vegas in their own way. Ellen: Clark, I don't think that's such a good... Rusty: Thanks Audrey: See, ya. Clark: Don't worry, honey. You're gonna love it. See ya.

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