Cats Don't Dance

Herb Pig: None taken. Bull: So aggravating and humiliating. I'm outta this picture business. King Kong: Oooh! Don't get me started! Ngggh!

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Narrator: [first lines] Once upon a time, there was a princess and a peasant. She lived a top of hill in a glittering castle. There, she had a servant who kept her castle in order, prepared her breakfast, and chose her daily robes for the day. She had fame. She had fortune. Crowd: Bravo. Delightful. Narrator: She had product endorsements. But, she was not what she was seemed. [Darla Dimple giggles] On the other hand, in a humble village far away, the peasant had none of her luxuries, but he had a dream. So, with a fond farewell from his closest friends and gifts of good luck, best wishes... and useless junk, although it's the thought that counts, his world was about to clash with hers in a place called: Hollywood! Crowd: Goodbye! Chorus: Woo-hooo...| Our time has come, we're gonna / Walk in the sun, oh / I packed my hopes, we're ready to roll / We're on our way / With a little faith, we can / Step from the shadows and / Tell everyone, turn the spotlight on / Now our time has come...| O

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Danny Cat: Well, hi there, ma'am, how you doing? Frances Albacore: Poor. Danny Cat: What's your name there? Okay. I'm Danny, do you mind if I sit down? Oh, excuse me. Tillie Hippo: Cranston! Oh, don't mind him Danny. He was just leaving! [knocks Cranston aside] Hi, I'm Tillie, this is Cranston. [echoes] Cranston! Cranston! Danny! Danny! T.W.! T.W.! Danny! Danny! Frances! Frances! Danny! T.W.! Frances! Frances! [Danny becomes dizzy] So, new in town? Danny Cat: I just arrived. I hear Farley Wink gives good parts for animals. Frances Albacore: If you call hanging from a hook a good part. Tillie Hippo: Well, at least it's part, huh? T.W. Turtle: There's no use trying, Miss Tillie. My fortune cookie last night said, "Give it up, you loser". Frances Albacore: I need a drink. Danny Cat: All right, now, let's see. Go to Hollywood, check. Tillie Hippo: What are you got there? Danny Cat: Well, this is a plan I worked out. You see, I figure if I work really hard by Friday, I'll land my first big

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Turkey: Oh, I'm telling you. One more plucking scene and... Pow! Right in the gizzard! Bull: So aggravating and humiliating. I'm outta this picture business. Toto: There's no place like home. There's no place like home. There's no place like... home. Danny Cat: So I guess we're gonna be the only two cats on the ark, huh? Pretty great, huh? Sawyer Cat: So much for preserving the species! [to King Kong as he walks by] Hey, Kong, how's the picture coming? King Kong: [a la Daffy Duck] Oooh! Don't get me started! Ngggh! Danny Cat: You know the King? Wow! Announcer: On my side of the tram, home of Darla Dimple... America's sweetheart. Look for Darla in Lil' Ark Angel... coming soon to a theater near you! Worker: All right, everybody! We're ready for Darla's big ark! Peabo Pudgemeyer: Hey! Hey, mister! I could help you push that cart, you know! Tough Guy: Hey, what are you doing? Get out of here, kid. Peabo Pudgemeyer: Let me help, will you? I'm little, but I'm strong! [bending a straw] Tough

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Cranston Goat: [laughs] Cue me, Frances! Frances Albacore: So the kitty-cat went... Cranston Goat: Meow, meow, meowy, meow! Tillie Hippo: Now just cut that out! Besides it was much more like... Meow, meow, meowy, meow, meow, bada, dump! Danny, wait. [hits Cranston] Oh, maybe one of us should talk to him. Sawyer Cat: Oh, I'll do it. It's about time someone talked to him. Since he's tip-tapped into town he's been nothing but trouble. Danny Cat: Well, I guess this is gonna set me back a whole day. Nah, maybe only half a day. Sawyer Cat: Look, Danny, I'm sorry your feelings got hurt, but the fact is, since you... Danny Cat: I don't get it. What happened in there, anyway? Sawyer Cat: [facepalms, annoyed] Oh! Danny Cat: Did I hit a sour note? Sawyer Cat: Wait! Danny Cat: Because if I did, I could go back in there. I could fix it. Sawyer Cat: Danny! Danny, they are not interested. Danny Cat: But I... Sawyer Cat: Don't you get it? What is it with you? Why are you so determined to make a fool o

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Danny Cat and Peabo Pudgemeyer: It's him, it's Woolie the Mammoth! <big><big><big>AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!</big></big></big> Woolie Mammoth: Uh-huh! That's it! B-Flat. Why, you have a natural rear for music, little fellow. Little fellow. [chortles] If my old eyes aren't failing me, I'd say... you're the fellow who caused all that commotion today! Danny Cat: Yeah, I guess I really upset Miss Dimple. [chuckles nervously] Woolie Mammoth: [threatening] Yes, you did. Jolly-good show! [laughs] Ah, tea time! Would you chaps like a cup? Danny Cat: Sure. Peabo Pudgemeyer: Okay! Woolie Mammoth: Splendid! It's a special peanut brew from India, the upper regions. [he footsteps cause his trailer to lean to the side sending Danny and Pudge rolling to one side of the trailer, with Woolie's piano crashing into them] Did you know the peanut is not a nut at all? And, it's not a pea for that matter either. [the piano moves away as Danny mutters and sees birds flying around his head. He grabs onto Woolie's gramoph

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