Road to Bali

Ken Arok: You will love Vaatu. It is an island paradise. Harold Gridley: Girls, huh? Ken Arok: Could it be paradise without girls?

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Harold Gridley: Is that the way all the natives dress on your island? Male Native: Nods Harold Gridley: Really? George, do you suppose... George Cochran: Not a chance. Harold Gridley: Stick around folks, he could be wrong you know.

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George Cochran: I wonder what the locals are like? Princess Lala: I hope they're not cannibals or headhunters! Harold Gridley: I hope they're orange pickers, I want to get out of this tree! George Cochran: Oh, stop squawking, you'll fall off when you're ripe!

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George Cochran: What's that? Harold Gridley: Oh, that's Errol Flynn. He can't stand it.

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Harold Gridley: Say, Haggis! George Cochran: What is it, MacBaggis? Harold Gridley: Have you heard the latest about MacTavish? George Cochran: What's he done now? Harold Gridley: I heard he's living on the roof! George Cochran: Why would he be living on the roof? Harold Gridley: Because he heard someone say, "Drinks are on the house!"

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Princess Lala: Do you always fight over girls? Harold Gridley: Well, what else can we fight over? We've never had any money. [Looking straight into the camera] That's for Washington!

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