Kill Bill: Volume 2

Bill: Do you find me sadistic? You know, Kiddo, I'd like to believe that you're aware enough, even now, to know that there's nothing sadistic in my actions. This moment, this is me at my most … masochistic. The Bride: Bill, it's your bab–

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Budd: You're telling me she cut her way through eighty-eight bodyguards before she got to O-Ren? Bill: Nah, there weren't really eighty-eight of them. They just called themselves "The Crazy 88". Budd: How come? Bill: I don't know, I guess they thought it sounded cool. Anyhow, they all fell under her Hanzo sword. Budd: She's got a Hanzo sword? Bill: He made one for her. Budd: Didn't he swear a blood oath to never make another sword? Bill: It would appear he has broken it. Budd: Them Japs sure know how to hold a grudge, don't they? [laughs] Or maybe … you just tend to bring that out in people. […] Bill: I know this is a ridiculous question before I ask it, but you haven't by chance kept up with your sword play? Budd: [shakes his head] I...umm... I pawned that years ago. Bill: You hocked a Hattori Hanzo sword! Budd: Yeah. Bill: It was priceless. Budd: [chuckles] Well not in El Paso, it ain't. In El Paso, I got me $250 for it. I'm a bouncer in a titty bar, Bill. If she wants

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Elle Driver: [into phone] Bill? Budd: [into phone] Wrong brother, you hateful bitch. Elle Driver: Budd? Budd: Bingo! Elle Driver: And to what do I owe this dubious pleasure? Budd: I just caught me the cowgirl that ain't never been caught. Elle Driver: Did you kill her? Budd: Well, not yet I ain't. I shot her full of rock salt. She's so gentle right now, I could perform a coup de grâce with a rock. Anyhow, guess what I'm holding in my hand right now. Elle Driver: What? Budd: A brand spanking new Hattori Hanzo sword. And I'm here to tell you, Elle, that's what I call sharp. Elle Driver: How much? Budd: Oh, that's hard to say, being that it's priceless and all. Elle Driver: What's the terms? Budd: You get your bony ass down here first thing in the morning, with a million dollars in folding cash, and I'll give you the greatest sword ever made by a man. How do you like the sound of that? Elle Driver: Sounds like we got a deal. One condition. Budd: What? Elle Driver: She must suffer to her l

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Bill: [coming down the stairs after talking to Pai Mei] He'll accept you as his student. The Bride: What happened to you? Bill: [who has a bruise] Nothing. The Bride: Get in a fight? Bill: Friendly contest. The Bride: Why did he accept me? Bill: Because he's a very, very, very old man, and like all rotten bastards, when they become old, they get lonely. Which has no effect on their dispositions, but it does teach them the value of company. Bill: Well, just seeing those steps again makes me ache. You're gonna have a lot of fun carrying buckets of water up and down that fucker. The Bride: When will I see you again? Bill: That's the name of my favorite soul song of the seventies. The Bride: What? Bill: Nothing. When he tells me you're done. The Bride: When do you think that might be? Bill: That, my dearest, depends entirely on you. Now, remember: no sarcasm, no backtalk. At least not for the first year or so. You're gonna have to let him warm up to you. He hates Caucasians, despises Ameri

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The Bride: Master … Pai Mei: Your Mandarin is lousy. It causes my ears great discomfort. You bray like an ass! You are not to speak unless spoken to. Is it too much to hope … you understand Cantonese? The Bride: I speak Japanese very well … Pai Mei: I didn't ask if you speak Japanese … I asked if you understand Cantonese? The Bride: A little. Pai Mei: You are here to learn the mysteries of Kung Fu, not linguistics. If you can't understand me, I will communicate with you like I would a dog! When I yell, when I point, when I beat you with my stick! [strokes his beard] Bill is your master, is he not? The Bride: Yes, he is. Pai Mei: Your master tells me … you're not entirely unschooled. What training do you possess? The Bride: I am proficient in Tiger-Crane Style, and I am more than proficient in the exquisite art of the Samurai sword. Pai Mei: Hmph! The exquisite art of the Samurai sword. Don't make me laugh! Your so-called exquisite art is only fit for

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Budd: So, which "R" you filled with? Elle Driver: What? Budd: They say the number one killer of old people is retirement. People got a job to do, they tend to live a little bit longer so they can do it. I've always figured that warriors and their enemies share the same relationship. So, now that you're not gonna have to face your enemy no more on the battlefield, which "R" you filled with? Relief … or regret? Elle Driver: A little bit of both. Budd: Horseshit. I'm sure you do feel a little bit of both. But I know damn well that you feel one more than you feel the other. And the question was, which one is it? Elle Driver: [pause] Regret.

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