Quotes

Welcome to Camelot [1.1]

Sully: How do you do it everyday? Yokas: I just think of him as one of my kids. Puts it in whole new perspective. Sully: Most kids grow up. Bosco: Is that your jag out there? Drunk Woman: What? Bosco: Is that your jag out there?

Anywhere But Here [1.2]

Doc: You ever think about quitting? Sully: About 25 times a day. Doc: Why wouldn't you? Sully: The day is not over yet.

Patterns [1.3]

Officers: Get out the car! Now! Bosco: (to officers) Weapons down! Weapons down! Bosco: Hey Rick? Big Rick? Shift is over, bud. Bosco: You can turn over the squad now. You don't have to drive around anymore. Bosco: Lets go back to the station, have some donuts, swap some stories, that's what cops do. You are a cop, right? Bosco: You did a good job, partner.

Hell Is What You Make Of It [1.4]

If you give everyone a beating who deserves it your arms are gonna be mighty tired by the end of the night.

Responsible Parties [1.5]

Davis: What do you do? Sully: What do you mean "what do I do"? Davis: To, like uh kick back, have like uh, sully fun, what do you do? I sort of picture you sitting at home in your boxer shorts watching old movies on black and white TV. Sully: This is what you do, conjure up images of me in my underwear? Davis: I'm not saying its pretty. Sully: You are way off, you know. Davis: About what? Sully: I got a color television.

Sunny, Like sunshine [1.6]

Carlos: It's a milk run. Doc: No lights, no siren. Carlos: I promise I'll bring it back with a full tank of gas Dad. Carlos: Oh! Doc: What the hell was that?! Carlos: Oh my god.... Paramedic: What have we got? Doc: We, hit him by a bus. Carlos: I didn't see him... Paramedic: Damn, bro. Bobby: Do you know her name? Girl: Sunny, you know, like Sunshine.

Impulse [1.7]

Bosco: Justice delayed is justice denied. Yokas: Justice? What? Beating on a defenseless prisoner? I don't know if that's what our founding fathers had in mind. Bosco: Oh, so now we only dispense street justice when you think it is appropriate. Yokas: What's that supposed to mean?

History of the World [1.8]

Carlos: Put shoes on 'em, stockings.... Doc: Takes the stockings off, too. Carlos: Is that you talking?

Modern Designs for Better Living [1.9]

Bosco: 21st century and this city still has buildings with no elevators. Yokas: Well, a little stair climbing will keep you warm. Bosco: So will the car heater. And you know what? It's conveniently located in our car! Kim: We may walk upright, buy CDs off the internet, but when it comes down to it, deep under, we are animals. Instincts. We can't get away from instincts. Bobby: National Geographic? Kim: Discovery Channel.

Demolition Derby [1.10]

Yokas: Okay, let's talk about my sex life. Last night my husband was too drunk to get it up, and it's kinda bugging me, you know? Bosco: Wow, wow, wow! That is a little more information than I needed to hear. Now I have a picture. Yokas: No kidding. Priest: Excuse me, we are closed. Kim: A church closes?

Alone in a Crowd [1.11]

That's the problem, see? That's exactly how you lose your mind on this job. There's so much tragedy. Feeling is the first thing that goes. After that, losing the rest is easy. Compassion, empathy, sympathy…It's funny, you can become a much better cop by becoming less of a human being.

Alone in a Crowd [1.11]

Davis: You want me to kick it in? Sully: I tell you what, Tarzan. Why don't we keep that as a backup plan, but let's see if the super has keys first. Davis: Yeah, that could work too.

Journey to Himalayas [1.12]

Sam: When I was a kid, fireman's all I wanted to be. Jimmy: Yeah, I wanted to be a running back. What the hell are you doing here?

Journey to Himalayas [1.12]

Kim: Game get a little rough? Coach Capri: That's why they call it hockey. Kim: If that's a joke, I don't get it.

Journey to Himalayas [1.12]

Bosco: I'm starting to change my mind about the Himalayas. I think it would be a pretty good place to go. No pollution, no BS with the legal system. Just ice, mountains, the South Pole. Yokas: The South Pole? Bosco: What? Yokas: Nothing. Bosco: It's probably only nice until you get used to the place. After that, I'm sure you run into some crackhead Eskimo using kids or something. Yokas: Eskimos? In the Himalayas?

This Band of Brothers [1.13]

Doc: So what? What, now we're in the eighth grade and you called dibs? Carlos: "Dibs"!? What the hell is dibs?

This Band of Brothers [1.13]

Davis: I was scared Sully. I was too scared. Sully: We all were. Davis: Not Bosco. He was fearless, running around like a madman. Sully: He is a madman and he's stupid to boot. There's some guys that think they're invincible and they believe that right up until the moment they get shot. And then they all end up with this stupid-ass look on their faces like there's been some kind of terrible mistake.

This Band of Brothers [1.13]

Bosco: We didn't try to hold up a check cashing store with automatic weapons and kill everybody we ran into this afternoon. Yokas: No, but you let a man die when you could have tried to save him. And you're right. Under similar circumstances, he would have done the same exact thing to you. So, congratulations, Bosco. Today, you and that animal were exactly alike.

32 Bullets and a Broken Hearts [1.14]

Now I got to figure out a way to tell my kids that their mother had to arrest their father.

32 Bullets and a Broken Hearts [1.14]

Davis: God really does answer prayers. Sully: Yeah, I was just thinking, wouldn't it be great if two girls young enough to be my daughters had car trouble.

Officer Involved [1.15]

Sully: I know you did. Davis: Damn. Sully: Now you gotta go tell them that.

Officer Involved [1.15]

Davis: I don't think I'm cut out for this job. I just… Sully: Then quit! Go to law school. Do something with your life. Hell, join the circus. I don't really give a damn. But unless you go down to that station, tonight and set this right, you're gonna go to jail.

Officer Involved [1.15]

Yokas: Is there anything more depressing than searching basements and garbage cans for missing kids? Bosco: Yeah, finding one.

Spring Forward, Fall Back [1.19]

Bosco: When I have kids, I'm going to have vehicle locators surgically implanted right in their asses. Faith: What, like a baby Lojack? Bosco: Yeah, why not? Your kids are definitely worth more than your Buick.

Spring Forward, Fall Back [1.19]

Willy Townsend stole a communion chalice from a church. He stole it from a man that was tryin' to help him. Then Father Goodwin refuses to give the bastard up. Instead, he goes to find Willy to tell him he's forgiven and give him another chance. And then what does Willy do to this man? Maybe the only person on the face of this Earth that gives a damn about him? He breaks a three dollar bottle of Thunderbird over his head, and then proceeds to stab this gentle, loving man over and over again with what's left of the broken bottle. Father Goodwin is supposed to believe in the redemptive power of God's love, to forgive Willy. That's his place in this world. You and me? Our job is to see to it that Willie never hurts anybody else again. Ever.

Spring Forward, Fall Back [1.19]

Doc: You know, every time I think I couldn't possibly have a lower opinion of you, something else pops up and I like you even less. Carlos: You really are a smug bastard, you know that? Doc: I got to say, I'm ashamed to know you.

Walking Wounded [2.19]

Davis: You guys didn't hear about Kim? Faith: What do you mean? What about Kim? Davis: She overdosed. Bosco: No way. Faith: Kim was usin' heroin? Sully: No, she did it on purpose. She tried to kill herself. Her son found her. Faith: That poor little boy found her? Davis: Yeah, she's gonna be okay, though. Bosco: We should call the guys at 55. See if there's anything that we can do for Kim.

Walking Wounded [2.19]

Jimmy: [about Kim] I don't want Joey anywhere near her right now. Catherine: If you're gonna be angry, Jimmy, do your son a favor and don't let him see it. Jimmy: How could she do this to him? He just lost Bobby, who was like a second father. Catherine: He only needed a second father because you haven't been there. Jimmy: What the hell do you know what I've been there for? Catherine: Who baby sits? You were staying on her couch, and you never saw anything was wrong. Jimmy: You see her everyday. Did you? You know, I wasn't supposed to have Joey until Saturday, but I'll trade a few day shifts and I'll pick him up at school tomorrow. Catherine: No. You should keep to the regular schedule. Jimmy: Yeah, well, I'll decide what he needs. Catherine: You know, he doesn't need you riding in on your white horse to save him. He's not a fire. You want to be the hero, but as soon as the crisis is over, when things get boring, that's when you lose interest. It's easy being a hero, what's hard is the

Walking Wounded [2.19]

Taylor: How's Joey? Jimmy: Kim thinks the world stops because she doesn't wanna be in it anymore. It' doesn't. Taylor: Jimmy... You know Kim loves Joey. Imagine how much pain you'd have to be in to do something like that. Jimmy: There's not enough pain in the world.

Walking Wounded [2.19]

Catherine: Jimmy, what are you doin'? Jimmy: Pickin' up my son and takin' him home. Catherine: He's better off with me and you know that. Jimmy: Catherine, when this all blows over and he wants to come stay a night or two, I'll let you know. Catherine, I appreciate you always being there for him. I know you love him. And I know I haven't always been the father that Joey needs. But I want to be and he is my son. He belongs with his father right now.

The Relay [3.04]

Kim: What's this? (opens up envelope and reads the papers in it) What? Jimmy: It wasn't an easy decision for me. Kim: Custody? You want custody? Jimmy: Keep your voice down. Kim: My voice? What is that your plan? To do this in front of your friends so I don't make a scene? Jimmy: It's nothing I planned. First time I saw you all day. Kim: Sole custody?! Jimmy: If something were to happen to me, what would happen to Joey? Kim: He would have his mother. Jimmy: You're still working things out. Kim: Oh, don't patronize me. Jimmy: You tried to kill yourself. Kim: It was an accident. If you think that justifies taking away my son you're out of your mind. (throws the papers in his face) Jimmy: There's other copies. Kim: Yeah, well, you can shove those, too.

He Said, She Said [3.06]

District Attorney: You stopped them? Bosco: Swerved across a double yellow. District Attorney: So what was their interaction like? Bosco: Ordinary, considering she was getting friendly with his johnson. District Attorney: Friendly? Bosco: Very. District Attorney: And she didn't appear to be in distress. Bosco: [looking at Faith] Absolutely not. District Attorney: Great, my own cops will be the defendant's best witnesses, there's no case.

He Said, She Said [3.06]

Faith: This is bad. Bosco: What makes this different, Faith?! Women cry rape if they're bumped too hard in the subway. How's anybody supposed to take it seriously? Faith: Because we're supposed to figure out the difference! That's our job! What if we left a kid in a car with a rapist? Bosco: That did not happen, Faith. You hearin' me? I did not do that. Faith: Not you, we. We. Bosco: Didn't happen. Didn't happen.

He Said, She Said [3.06]

AJ: Man, this girl is known. Whores all over the projects then goes to church with her mom. You know what I'm talkin' about? She's like an expert at deception, man. You cannot believe a word. She's trippin'. Faith: So you were entrapped in extramarital sex with a girl who was recently a minor? AJ: You never wanted a little somethin' something on the side, Officer? Faith: [to Bosco] Enjoy yourself with Mr. Smooth Talker here. I'm gonna go upstairs and see how the statements are goin'. [walks off] AJ: You know what she needs, don't you? Bosco: Yep. Yoga.

He Said, She Said [3.06]

Faith: Why don't we talk about what happened tonight? Shaquana: I told you what happened. AJ raped me. Faith: So, what? When we stopped you, you don't say anything? 'Cause I gotta say, you had the chance. ... Look, is all this happening because your embarrassed to tell your mom that you had sex with him? Shaquana... It is time to tell the truth. It really wasn't rape, was it? ... Was it? Shaquana: You can't make me lie. He raped me. Faith: Okay, so after we stopped you... Shaquana: Not after, it started before. He put his stinkin' thing in my... in my... and then you stopped us. Faith: Well, then why didn't you scream? Why didn't you say anything to us? Shaquana: I don't know. I was freakin', it was like I couldn't talk, my brain wasn't workin' right. I was watching myself do this stuff but I couldn't feel anything. Then I heard this voice say 'Not God, but Officer something' and I thought... But I couldn't get why he was laughin' at me. I just couldn't get it.

He Said, She Said [3.06]

Bosco: I can't be that guy. Faith: Bosco... Bosco: I can't be that guy. I can't be the guy who helped the girl get raped. Faith: We didn't know. Bosco: But I can't. I can't. Faith: We didn't know. Bosco: I can't be the guy. See? I can't be the guy. I can't. (walks away, clearly upset)

Childhood Memories [3.07]

Faith: The police department thinks that Officer Boscorelli killed Allen Johnson, but he didn't do it, did he? Mrs. Golden: What do you want? Faith: This has gotten out of hand, Mrs. Golden. Mrs. Golden: It was outta hand when he raped my little girl. Faith: I know that, but it has got to stop somewhere. Mrs. Golden: You could've helped her. Faith: You'll never know how much I wish that I could have that moment back. I have a daughter, too. And I probably would've done the same thing. We have an eyewitness who saw you shoot him, and put the gun in your bag and walk away. It's still in there, isn't it? It's very important that you tell me what happened, because it may be the only chance I have at helping you. Mrs. Golden: You're gonna help me? Faith: I owe it to you. To both of you. Mrs. Golden: … He came to the door, said he wanted to work out a deal. He would help me with a complaint against you. Said we could sue the city and make a fortune. All I had to do was drop the rape. He thou

Childhood Memories [3.07]

Det. Hall: What's this? Faith: I uh, cleared your murder for you. Det. Hall: Allen Johnson? Faith: Yeah, the rape victim's mother is your perp. That's a full written confession. Det. Newcastle: Where's the gun? Faith: It's already vouchered. You can tell Sergeant Christopher that he can back off Bosco now. Det. Newcastle: Yeah, he can back off us, too. Det. Hall: Wait a second. She told you where the gun was? Just gave it up to you? Faith: Well, I asked her and she told me. Det. Hall: You asked? Faith: Yeah, that's how I got the confession. I asked her a bunch of questions and then, after a little while she answered. Gusler: Yeah, she went right after her, it was amazing. Det. Newcastle: Did you mirandize her? Det. Hall: You did advise her of her rights? Faith: Did I? Gusler: Excuse me? Det. Hall: Did Officer Yokas advise the suspect of her rights before questioning her? [Gusler looks between Det. Hall and Faith] Faith: [sighs] You might as well just tell the truth. I mean, you're on p

The Price of Nobility [4.22]

Cruz: [to Bosco while on a car chase] Don't tell me that was him. Bosco: I think it was him. Cruz: I said not to tell me that. Noble: I'm really not in the mood for this now. Cruz: I'm in a car chase. And you know what? I hate chases, Noble! Cruz: I sure as hell don't know! Lt. Johnson: Attention ladies! Taylor: Easy boss, these are no ladies. Lt. Johnson: My apologies to you actual ladies. Taylor: I don't really like riding on the ambulance anymore. Old Man: If you don't mind, we're glad you are. Taylor: Don't tell anyone, but right now I am too. Carlos: [to Doc after Alex is killed by the explosion] Doc, you don't... Doc: What? Carlos: Doc, she's uh... Doc: Did you give her CPR? Carlos: Doc, she... Doc: Did you clear her airway? Carlos: She's gone. Doc: What are her vitals? Carlos: She's gone. Doc: What are her vitals?! Carlos: I'm sorry. Doc: Breathing, bleeding, airway? Carlos: There was nothing to be done. Bosco: You don't look so good, writer boy. Noble: I learned something about

The Truth and Other Lies [5.01]

Sully: I don't know how it happened, Fred. Fred: How could you not know? Aren't you cops? Dade: What? Bosco: I'll only talk to you alone. Bosco: I tried to go along. To play the game But I couldn't do it. I couldn't let a guy go away for a murder he didn't do. Cruz let Noble keep the gun he shot the guy with so Yokas was helping me get it back from Noble's apartment. Cruz figured out what we were doing. I got there just after she did and she squared off with Yokas. Then Noble comes in...it's a big circle jerk. I see Noble, behind Cruz, pull a gun from his jacket pocket. So I shot him once. I think I hit him in the chest. Swersky: He died a little while ago. Bosco: Cruz shot her. Swersky: Sergeant Cruz shot Yokas? Bosco: I told you...she'll do anything. Swersky: Damn. Bosco: So I shot Cruz. Swersky: You?! Bosco: I'll take whatever I got coming. Faith was only there trying to help me boss. She didn't do anything. It was me. I went along with Cruz from the beginning. Can I go see her now?

My Opening Farewell [5.02]

Alex Taylor was a...she was a...she was a pain the ass. I never met anyone as stubborn as her, you couldn't tell her anything. Just this morning Doc told me that him and Lieutenant Johnson told her to get off that car like ten times, ten times and she wouldn't do it. I remember hearing...but I remember hearing her answer when they told her to get off. She said that...the woman that she was with...was afraid. Not that she was hurt badly or dying but just, afraid. Can you imagine, risking your life so that another person isn't scared? I don't think I'll ever be capable of that kind of sacrifice but, I'm going to spend whatever time I have left trying to live up to that. Mrs Taylor, I was with your daughter at the end. I held her hand. There was only one thing on her mind. You. She wanted me to tell you that it didn't hurt. That's all she wanted was for you to know. Her last thoughts were not of herself. She wanted to go out on her own terms. She wanted to leave a message and no one was g

Lockdown [5.03]

Sully: Cooking always interested me. Emeril can kiss my ass! Bosco: I have enough actual bad things going on right now. I'll leave the possibilities to someone else. Dr. Hickman: We may be looking at Yersinia Pestis. Kim: What the hell is that? Dr. Hickman: The plague.

In Lieu of Johnson [5.04]

Sully: That's what I'm talking about, Davis. You go to law school you never got to chase another idiot down the street or look like and idiot chasing somebody. Monroe: You know, why don't you let some of what Davis has rub off on you? Bosco: You know what? Davis can keep his sunshine all to himself.

Fury [5.08]

Trust me. Kim doesn't need coffee to make her irritable.

Fury [5.08]

Or C. None your damn business.

Fury [5.08]

Doc: I don't lie. Kim: What? Doc: You were saying that, uh, I was lying to all y'all. But I don't lie. Kim: What are you talking about? Doc: I'm back because I want to be back. Kim: No, you're back because you crossed the line with Eugene. Doc: No. I told the truth. Eugene killed Taylor. Kim: Doc, you got to talk to someone. A professional. Doc: About what? Kim: You purposely ran over someone today! Doc: He was shooting at Sully and Davis! Kim: So, what are you a cop now? Doc: Do you want to be the supervisor that bad? Kim: I am the supervisor. I don't care why you came back, and I don't care if you want to make believe this has nothing to do with Eugene and I don't care if you're lying so much that you actually believe it yourself. But let me make one thing clear. My status is not gonna change and if you don't like the way things are here, you ask to be transferred. Doc: Transferred? Kim: Mm-hmm. Doc: Out of my house? Kim: Yeah.

A Ticket Grows in Brooklyn [5.09]

Guy: Oh, come on Officer, that's pretty close. Cut me a break, man. That's close. Bosco: Look, the law does not say "pretty close." It doesn't say "somewhere in the neighborhood of 15 feet from a hydrant."

A Ticket Grows in Brooklyn [5.09]

Sure I do. I love pizza. I like spaghetti. I like "Goodfellas" and two out of the three "Godfathers." Past that, I'm about as as Italian as you are.

A Ticket Grows in Brooklyn [5.09]

Carlos: These people didn't see me into a good home and send me birthday presents every year, Doc. They dumped me on the Red Cross' doorstep. The Red Cross, you know, it may be good for a lot of things, but I'm pretty sure that they're not gonna be a blood match for Kylie. Doc: So you've never checked the records to see if there was anything there? Carlos: Never cared enough. Doc: Well, do you care enough now?

The Spirit [5.10]

Sully: Forget what? Audrey: Do you remember when you believed in Santa Claus? How Christmas Eve was the best ever? A man you didn't know was coming thousands of miles to give you a toy. Sully: It's not real though. Audrey: It is to kids. And if everyone could always remember what that feels like...

The Spirit [5.10]

Carlos: Man, it's gotta suck to spend Christmas in the hospital, huh? Doc: Better than the morgue. Carlos: Wow. You've developed this knack for stating the obvious.

The Spirit [5.10]

Monroe: Bosco, you don't understand the pressure of having to have the right toy, the right clothes... Bosco: Oh, come on. I've watched Yokas go through this every year for the past ten years. I thought Talking Elmo was gonna kill her.

A Call for Help [5.11]

Bosco: Anonymous caller. What the hell is that? Monroe: Why are we always driving in the wrong direction when we get a job? Bosco: If it bothers you enough to call, at least have the balls to say it was you. Monroe: You know, maybe we should just start driving in reverse. At least we'd be facing the right direction.

A Call for Help [5.11]

Bosco: Watch this guy. Monroe: I see him... [wails siren] Bosco: [over PA] Move to the right, you moron. Monroe: Bosco, hang on. Don't be going on the PA thing calling people morons! Bosco: He is a [over PA] MORON.

A Call for Help [5.11]

Bosco: Some days. Tommy: So, uh, you like it then? Bosco: Except when people ask me a bunch of stupid questions.

A Call for Help [5.11]

Tommy: If I could just go home. Bosco: You're not going anywhere, all right, until I see the spot. Capice? Monroe: Oh please, don't start speaking Italian to the guy, because he's having a hard enough time keeping up!

A Call for Help [5.11]

Yeah, but I may kill him before it gets here.

A Call for Help [5.11]

Dispatcher: 10-4 David. Standby. Bosco: Standby my ass.

A Call for Help [5.11]

Kim: What did we learn the first day of paramedic training? "Cops are all jerks." Davis: You guys all right? Kim: Yeah. Yeah. Davis: You sure? You're good? Kim: Yeah. Sully: You know what they taught us the first day of cop school? "Take a look around before you insult somebody."

A Call for Help [5.11]

Dispatcher: (over the radio) Complainant still does not wish to be contacted. Cruz: Oh, well then, beautiful! Then why don't we just leave, huh?! Why don't we just let you figure this out all by yourselves, huh?! I mean, it bothers you enough to call, al least have the balls to say that it was you! Monroe: (laughs) Cruz: What? Monroe: Bosco said the exact same thing. Cruz: Thanks, Sasha.

A Call for Help [5.11]

Tommy: It was a lot. Bosco: And then you cut his throat? And in all that time, all that stabbing, he never stopped fighting back? Huh? How about when you cut him from the corner of his mouth all the way back to his ear?! Or when you cut his eyes out?! He stop fighting back then?! And when you got behind him to cut his throat--- which you must've done or you'd be covered in his blood. You couldn't have just run away? Huh? Tommy: He was so big, see... Bosco: How'd you cut your hand, Tommy? Tommy: I told you, Jeremy.... Bosco: No, he didn't. Tommy: Yes... Bosco: He would have cut you on the palm. Nobody gets a defensive wound on the back of their hand. You did hold him up against the wall, right? Right? You pushed him back against it while he was begging for his life and then you cut yourself on one of the upswings while you were stabbing your friend in the face!

A Call for Help [5.11]

Tommy: Bosco, hey, can I ask you a question? You think this is gonna affect my chances of becoming an attorney? Bosco: You know what? This probably won't affect your chances of being an attorney one damn bit.

Black and Blue [5.12]

"Request police photo I.D. card. Check I.D. number against badge number. Call local precinct with badge number." How to make a crappy job that much crappier.

Black and Blue [5.12]

You know Cruz, I became a cop because so many kids in my community thought that the police were something to be afraid of. I took this job to change that.

Black and Blue [5.12]

Davis: We found a woman, she was beaten, robbed and raped in her car. Cruz: Do you think there's any connection? Sully: I hope not. Cruz: Why? Sully: Because she said it was police officers that did it to her.

Black and Blue [5.12]

Bosco: When's your 46? Phil: What? Bosco: Your next 46. When is it? Phil: Oh, it's uh.... (reaches for his gun) Bosco: (firing) Wrong answer. Your 46 is your vacation. Cruz: Yeah, you'll be spending yours upstate.

Black and Blue [5.12]

Kim: I want to tell everyone. Jimmy: What? Kim: I want everyone to know. Jimmy: What are you talking about? Kim: About us. I want them to know.

Sleeping Dogs Lie [5.13]

Bosco: Monroe, sometimes the right thing to do isn't the right thing to do. Monroe: Mm-hmm, Bosco. And most of the time, it is.

Sleeping Dogs Lie [5.13]

Kim: I can't marry you, Jimmy. Jimmy: I've changed. Kim: I know. You already have a wife and I'm not willing to share you with the job anymore.

Sleeping Dogs Lie [5.13]

Kim: I'm gonna miss you. Jimmy: No, you aren't. Kim: I'm not? Jimmy: Oh, you think just 'cause you gave me the ring back I'm giving up? I'm way tougher than that, Kimmy. Way tougher...I'll see you soon.

Blessed and Bewildered [5.14]

Kim: You're throwing us out? Captain Steeper: I'm rectifying a situation. You shouldn't have been here in the first place.

Blessed and Bewildered [5.14]

Kim: Captain Steeper wants us to stay out of the house. Carlos: What? Levine: For how long? Kim: Permanently. Carlos: He can't do that. Kim: Yes, he can. Carlos: No way. Kim: Look, we can use the lockers to change before the shift and change to go home. Carlos: Oh, well, that's big of him.

Blessed and Bewildered [5.14]

Nardo: If you can't beat me, join me. Bosco: Oh, I can beat you. Nardo: No, you can't. Bosco: You go near my mother again I won't be wearing this uniform next time you see me, capice?

Blessed and Bewildered [5.14]

Yokas: Bosco, I want you to ask Swersky to put us back together. Bosco: You do? Yokas: If I'm coming back, I'm coming back all the way. Bosco: I thought you wanted me out of your life. Yokas: All the way.

No More, Forever [5.15]

Doc: Hey, Kimmy, I'm not going on the street today. Excuse me. Kim: Wait, listen, Doc I need to talk with you, just... (Doc pulls out a gun and shoots Steeper in the stomach) Doc: Like I said, I'm not going on the street today. Doc: 15 minutes. Kim: What? Doc: 15 minutes. Steeper: Please! DK: What are you talking about? Doc: Hey, hey, when he closes this house the people in this community will have to wait at least 15 minutes for medical or fire response. See, I did the math, calculated the response times. Isn't that how you do it, Jack? Doc: He doesn't listen, Kim, so we gotta put it in terms he can understand. Kim: All right, well, we're all listening, okay? We're all here. We're all listening. So why don't we just...just calm down, okay? Doc: No. I'm... I'm calm. Kim: All right. Doc: I told you I wasn't gonna let this house close. Kim: By letting a man die? Doc: No, no, he doesn't have to die. All he has to do is see what 15 minutes feels like when you need help! Sully: This is Doc

Family Ties (Part One) [5.16]

Bosco: You know what really pisses me off? That I was stupid enough to fall for the whole damn "I changed" thing. Nobody changes. People don't change, do they, Dad? We can go out, we can go have all those steak dinners we want, but it don't make us a family. I'm my own family. Dr. Breene: Kim Zambrano actually returned to work from her own mental collapse on September 11th. She pushed aside her own pain and answered the city's call for help. This is a theme, which, as you know, runs through most of the city's emergency employees. Carlos Nieto acted selflessly during the hostage incident at the firehouse and certainly saved Captain Steeper's life. However, as do many of the survivors of 9/11, he clearly doesn't feel heroic. Despite their hesitance to speak openly with me, if they do not locate an avenue for such a discussion, they will never adequately recover from this trauma. Steven: What? Yokas: Oh, see bicycles are subject to the same traffic laws that cars are subject to. Steven: S

Family Ties (Part Two) [5.17]

Dade: (gasping for breath after he is shot) Please don't let me die. Yokas: No, but he told me that you interviewed our perp without permission. Cruz: Yeah. I'll talk to whoever I need to talk to. Yokas: I don't want you to talk to anybody that I have anything to do with. Bosco: Did you see my brother? Cruz: It was his car. The driver of his car. Bosco: Did you see him? Cruz: I saw him. Yokas: You're lying. Cruz: You don't want to mess with me right now! Yokas: You're lying. You never saw... Cruz: It was a... This guy killed a cop! Somebody that I care about! Swersky: I want an alarm out for the car and for this Mike Boscorelli. Do you know what he looks like? Yokas: Yes, sir. Swersky: Then do it. Bosco: As a cop killer? Swersky: For questioning. Bosco: In the death of a cop. You know what that means. Swersky: I don't have a choice, Bosco. And I'm not sure it would change if I did. Rose: No. Bosco: Just tell him, Ma. He has to turn himself in to me. To me. Yokas: I know. Can I do anyth

Purgatory [5.18]

Yokas: What the hell is wrong with you? Hart: Always a class act, Maritza. Cruz: Like you don't know, bitch. Hart: Yeah. Cruz: Oh, go on. Go back to your fireboys. They know you over there? J.D. Hart, people! In the flesh! Officer Hartless of the 5-1, South Bronx. You know the name. Hartless the Rat. Bitch of the Bronx.

Purgatory [5.18]

Hart: When are you gonna give it up, Cruz? Cruz: When you own up to what you did. Hart: I told the truth, Maritza. Cruz: Your version of the truth. Hart: The only one I know. I wasn't gonna lie for anybody. Cruz: Not even for Johnny Boy, huh? Hart: If Johnny couldn't live with what he did, that was his problem. Cruz: He couldn't live with what you did to him. He couldn't live with the disgrace. He was too proud to go to jail. Hart: Oh well, he wasn't too proud to steal money though, was he?

Purgatory [5.18]

Walsh: Swersky. Keep Cruz away from my people. Swersky: Talk to your boy there, Walsh. Walsh: I intend to.

Spanking the Monkey [5.19]

Swersky: What'd he do now? Bosco: You call this smart?! Cruz: Works for me. Works for his attorney. Bosco: Well, it doesn't work for his brother. Lester: We have mutual acquaintances. Bosco: Oh, that's great, 'cause I was getting a little worried there about your credentials. Bosco: Make alternate arrangements. He's not doing it. Cruz: Yeah, we'll see about that. Bosco: He's not doing it! Cruz: What the hell you gonna do about it? Bosco: Leave him the hell alone, you hear me?! Cruz: I don't think so. Bosco: You don't think so? I don't know how many times I can tell you this. Listen to me and listen real close. If you hurt my brother, I'm gonna kill you. And that's a promise. Bosco: You wanna do right? Mikey: Yeah. These are bad guys, Mo. Bosco: The city doesn't have a witness protection program. Mikey: Well, I didn't ask for one. Bosco: So you'll be looking over your shoulder for the rest of your life. Mikey: I do that now. Hart: You know about raves? Kim: Yeah. Modern Maturity had an

Alone Again, Naturally [6.02]

Cruz: He drew a knife and tried to stab me, so you shot him. Yokas: I shot him because he killed my partner. Cruz: He was already in custody. Yokas: I know. Cruz: Say it. He drew and tried to stab me. Yokas: What the hell do you care what happens to me? Cruz: He started the day trying to put you, me, and Bosco out of commission. Now, you do what you're thinking, and he got two out of three. It's not about you, or me. It's about not letting him win. Now say it! He drew the knife and tried to stab me. Monroe: I hate walking into a dark apartment. Davis: I'll get the lights. Monroe: Knight in shining armor, huh? Davis: Yeah, I wish. It would've helped when that guy was kicking my ass. Monroe: You saved my life. Davis: I could argue it was the other way around. Captain Finney: So when I heard there was a shooting at the 5-5 tonight, how'd I know you were gonna be involved? Cruz: You didn't call to see if I was all right? Captain Finney: I went down to the morgue. I wanted to see this Donal

Last Will and Testament [6.03]

Swersky: Davis, you'll be in 5-5 David with a brand new probationary patrolman fresh from the academy. Davis: A rookie? Seriously? Swersky: Oh, after the fine homicide arrest you made the other day, I'm making you a Field Training Officer. Swersky: The new officer's name is Brendan Finney. Sully: Finney? He's gonna have a bitch of a time with that name. The only other Finney on the job I know is that filthy rat bastard Captain from IAB. Swersky: Sully… Sully: This guy's the dirtiest cop I know. Now he's the one that's investigating all of us. Swersky: Sullivan! This is Probationary Officer Finney. Captain Finney's son. Sully: You gotta be kidding me. Davis: Oh, I'm sure you would. PPOs don't drive. I will let you do all the paperwork produced by our unit until I feel you've earned the right to drive. How about that? Levine: Grace, what sign are you? Grace: I don't know. Levine: Everyone knows what sign they are. Grace: Okay. How about I don't care? Carlos: I'm a Virgo. Levine: I know.

Obsession [6.04]

Yokas: Emily… Emily: It sucks looking at an empty seat in the audience, doesn't it, mom? Emily: I just can't deal with this anymore. I don't wanna be in the middle of you and Dad. I don't wanna be trying to figure out where I should be every night and who I'm supposed to side with. Yokas: I'm not asking you to take sides with anyone, Emily. I was asking you to share an important night in my life. Monroe: I thought I was looking for corruption. Capt. Finney: Sergeant Cruz is corruption. She's a cancer on this department. Monroe: What? Capt. Finney: Get Yokas to talk to you about what happened that night, soon, or your jacket's on the internet. Davis: Let's go, Finney. Let's go. Finney: I don't need your protection, Davis. Davis: Fine, kick his ass, Sully. I don't give a damn. Grace: {singing} Carlos and Holly sitting in a tree… Carlos: That's real mature! Grace: K-I-S-S-I-N-G… Sully: Vouchering property from a suicide is a good learning tool for our young officer here. Swersky: Sure is.

The Hunter, Hunted [6.05]

Miller: People used to believe that if you looked into a dead person's eye, you'd see a snapshot of the last thing they saw. You know how many times I wished that were true? Finney: Your name is Grace Foster. You've only been at the 5-5 a couple of weeks. You worked in Bed-Stuy and want to go back there. But I'm hoping you won't until I get a chance to know you better. Levine: Okay, true. We haven't gone out on an official date yet. Carlos: Official, unofficial, it... it... it doesn't matter. We're... we're never gonna date, ever, Levine. I don't even like you. Levine: You gonna stand in the hallway all night? Carlos: Are you listening to what I'm saying? Levine: Yes, and so are my neighbors. Miller: "For Lieutenant Miller." What the hell does that mean? Swersky: And are all the notes addressed to you? Miller: There's never been a note before. Grace: Can you blame them? Carlos: I really gotta stop getting hit in the head. Grace: He's also displaying a bit of a repetitive speech problem

The Greatest Detectives in the World [6.06]

Jeffrey: Miller is the best of the best. "The world's greatest detectives," right? Jeffrey: Good cop, bad cop. Nicely done. Yokas: Look, neither one of us feels much like playing good cop, so don't push your luck. Jeffrey: Okay, see, sweetheart, this is called procedure. Yokas: You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to have an attorney present during any questioning. Yokas: Do you understand your rights? Jeffrey: Yes, ma'am. Yokas: Do you wish to answer any questions? Jeffrey: Some. Miller: {picking up Jeffrey's keys} What are these to? Jeffrey: Oh, geez, see, that's one I don't want to answer. Carlos: I told you, I'm a pro. I get hit in the head all the time. Dr. Fields: You do? Carlos: Umm, yeah? Carlos: You said I was gonna be okay. Dr. Fields: Repeated head trauma's serious. Carlos: I don't get hit all the time. I exaggerate, a lot. Jeffrey: You know, when I got here, I was really angry. But now I'm just v

Leap of Faith [6.07]

Cop: Captain Finney's orders. Davis: If they both had their stories straight, the investigation was closed. Then what changed? Sully: Yeah, I wonder. Davis: What? Sully: Rat Junior shows up here and a month later one of us is behind bars. Nah, I'm sure that's just a coincidence. Yokas: I need to call my lawyer and tell her that I'm not gonna be coming back. IAB Cop: Look, we're talking about murder, okay? We're talking 25 to life. You better hope that having to postpone your little family court case is the biggest problem you have at the end of this day. Grace: So, Lieu, what do you know about the new guy? Walsh: He needs to buy a vowel for his last name. Walsh: You do? Carlos: Well, I don't know him, I know of him. Interdepartmental basketball. He's their center. This is great. Levine: Not for me. I was gonna play center. Carlos: It's great because it means he's ugly. Levine: What are you talking about? Carlos: Well, excuse me, but some of us are sick and tired of the parade of Joe Hu

Rat Bastard [6.10]

Davis: Yeah, I got one too, Lieu. Um…Monroe made detective everybody. Actually, I guess you always were one, right? I got called down to IAB yesterday, had a little chat with Captain Finney, all of a sudden our little community-oriented holier-than-thou Detective Monroe walks in, yelling at Captain Finney about her cover being blown. Her IAB cover. Davis: You have a good day. Swersky: No, you're on a desk until I can get you the hell out of my precinct. Finney: I'll ride with her. Davis: What? Sully: Now why does that not surprise me? Monroe: You don't have to do that, Brendan. Davis: Yeah, Brendan, you're having enough trouble fitting in around here. Finney: Look, I don't give a damn about fitting in, man. Stu: Stu Szczelaszczyk. Carter: Ah, don't ask me to pronounce that. That's, uh… Stu: My dad took me to see my first Carter Savage film when I was 6. Carter: Please tell me that you're only 12 now. Finney: When I was younger, I was always sticking up for the unpopular kids. Davis: Wh

Forever Blue [6.11]

Sully: I disgraced myself the moment I decided to keep my mouth shut. This is my one chance to get my dignity back. Sully: I don't like you. But we have something in common. Monroe: What? Sully: Ty. Monroe: I joined IAB because I wanted to. I'm a black woman, so in order for me to get ahead I gotta work ten times harder and be 100% better. They told me I could help the department find the bad apples and in two years I'd have my gold shield. I'm not apologizing for any of that. Monroe: Hey Sully? Sully: Yeah? Monroe: How much 70's music do you have? Tommy Boy: What the hell have you done, Sully? Sully: What we all should've done 20 years ago. Told the truth. Sully: You know, all I ever wanted to be was a good cop. Monroe: It's not too late. Sully: How can I convince these guys to come back and tell the truth when I'm not even telling the truth myself? Danny: How many times have we talked about this, Scotty? Fixing it. Murray: It can't be fixed. He's dead, stupid. Danny: We can do what w

The "L" Word [6.12]

Cruz: You are the man, John Sullivan. Sully: Is that right? Cruz: Goodbye King Rat. Carlos: What is it with women and the "L" word? Grace: "The "L" Word"? Carlos: You know…love. Grace: Okay, look, first of all, it's not all women. I mean, I have never told any guy that I love him. Secondly, I think Levine pretty much loves everyone. Capt. Finney: This department used to know what loyalty and honor was. We used to have each other's backs. McInerney: No. No. We were just afraid of each other. Davis: He's going down, Sully. Don't worry about it. Sully: No, he's not. He was right. A patrol cop is never gonna be able to bring down a captain of the NYPD. This is what I was trying to tell you, Davis. This is real life. Nothing ever turns out the way you think it's going to. Good guys don't always win, the bad guys don't always lose. It's never simple, it's never easy. This guy's gonna win. He's gonna beat this. And the people that are going down are the grunts. People like you and me. People

The Other "L" Word [6.13]

Swersky: Did ya get into another fight? Sully: Between FDNY bitching about their coffee cake and Jelly tryin' to talk them into givin' up their chips, I'd rather be out here. Swersky: It should be over soon. Rice: Well, we didn't know for sure. Carlos: His teeth were falling out onto the table. You thought it was a cold? Rice: You know, this is a delicate situation here. Carlos: So are my testicles! I might wanna have a family one day. Rice: Yeah, well if we don't stop guys like this, you may never see a "some day." DK: What fat-ass cop ate the last of the coffee cake? Newscaster: In other police news, we're getting reports that the 55th precinct has been evacuated at this hour. We have no details yet as to why… Emily: What does that mean? Yokas: It means I'm glad I'm not working tonight. Davis: You guys had to evacuate? Sully: Cruz and a detective from the JTTF brought in a contaminated prisoner. Davis: Thought I was having a weird day. Sully: Yeah? Davis: Yeah. CT Finney's dead. Sull

The Kitchen Sink [6.14]

Davis: I dunno. I guess he wanted to be here. Sully: Is he all here, though? Grace: Doesn't it seem wrong to be just waiting for someone to get hurt? Carlos: Isn't that what we always do? Finney: Maybe I don't wanna be around all these cops. Davis: Maybe you should get another job. Davis: If this guy really loves his son, maybe he won't hurt him. Finney: You didn't hear Ben. He was so afraid, Davis. Jelly: Sounds like a workout thing. Ben: My mom? Finney: Yeah, she's upstairs with her husband. Ben: She's not dead? Finney: No, buddy. She's gonna be all right. Carlos: Stop what? Grace: You've been nasty all day. Carlos: What, you think this guy's candidate for Father of the Year? Grace: You know what I'm talking about. Carlos: She said she loved me. Grace: Then I'm sure she does. Carlos: You don't just leave when you love someone. Grace: Sometimes you do. Grace: All I know for sure is you have no idea when she's really feeling until you talk to her again. Carlos: Right. And how am I supp

Goodbye to Camelot [6.22]

The 55 closed that day. The one I knew anyway. It's being rebuilt ten blocks away. The thing is the new precinct won't be on the corner of King and Arthur anymore, so there won't be any Camelot. The idea of Camelot, a place where heroes gather in force, before going out to battle, that'll still be alive, and whatever building becomes the 55, it lives in every police station and fire station in the city, hell in the country, in the world for that matter. Bob Swersky retired as the deputy chief. He spends his days playing with his 12 grandkids; being our boss prepared him for that pretty well. DK took over the squad when Billy Walsh got promoted to battalion chief. Stu LottaZ's ended up taking over Jimmy Doherty's rescue squad. Stu, DK, and Walsh saved 17 people one day from a garment factory fire. They all won medals of honor. Carlos and Holly got married. Today they've got three kids and a big house on Staten Island. Ty says Carlos is a good father. He finally found the family he alway