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Sgt. Jack Colt: Claire and I rode together for seven years. Sgt. Wes Luger: York and I were in academy together. Then we partnered for five years. Before that, we dodged the draft together. Before that, we played high school football together. Before that, we were in grade school together. And before that, we breast fed together.

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Sgt. Jack Colt: Give me a name! Beckard: Weren't your parents supposed to do that?

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Captain Doyle: Don't be so fast to thank me on this, Luger, because you're going to be naked on this one. It's on the line for you. People are going to be watching. Now you blow it, you're going down. You screw up, you're going to be hung out to dry. You drop the ball, you're going to be left twisting in the wind. If you embarrass this department, your pants will be dancing with figs. Is that clear? Sgt. Wes Luger: Everything except for the dancing with figs thing!

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Valet: [After being handed a large denomination bill] You got anything smaller? Sgt. Wes Luger: Keep it. Valet: Anything larger? Sgt. Wes Luger: [Menacingly] Yeah.

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Half the payment now. Half tomorrow. Half on delivery.

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Sgt. Wes Luger: There's something between you and this General Morters. Colt: He was my C.O. in NAM. CIA listed him as M.I.A. but the V.A. ID'd him and so we put out an APB. Wes Luger: Oh, I see.

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