The Thundermans

Phoebe: Mom, I was gonna go to Cherry's tonight. Max: And I was gonna not babysit. Barb: Well, now you're not not babysitting. Wait. Yeah, that's right. Max: How can I become the world's greatest supervillain if I have to babysit Zippy and Lasergirl? Max: I don't smile, I smirk. Phoebe: You are not wiping my best friend's brain! Max: She's friends with you and is named after a fruit. There's probably not much there to wipe. Thunder Monitor: Alert, alert! Parents approaching house! Max: I added parent alert this morning. Phoebe: Nice. Max: Also... [both scream] Hank: Thunder Man, away! [flies through the roof] Phoebe: We have a weird family. Max: Yeah, we do. Phoebe: Why does it say "Nora rules" on the moon? Max: NORA!

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Barb: Two weeks, no phone. That you will apologize to your sister. Max: Okay, fine. I’m sorry…. Phone Dodo Head. Phoebe: That’s it. (angrily floats Max up) Hank: Phoebe, put your brother down.

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Dr. Colosso: I was watching the whole time, and I still don't know how this happened! Max: [grunting] Come on! Max: This is for a prank that's gonna be so big, the school's going to name an entire day after me. Dr. Colosso: Dancing turkey head day? Max: No, Max Thunderman day. You know the chemical in turkeys that you make you super sleepy after you eat 'em? Dr. Colosso: Of course. It's one of the top ten evil chemicals, right after the stuff in asparagus that makes your tinkle smell. Max: Well, when I steal my machine back, I'm going to use it to boost that turkey chemical and make super sleepy sandwiches for all my classmates. Dr. Colosso: Then when they fall asleep, you're going to draw mustaches on them, right? Max: I am now!

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Billy: Three, four, five, six. Cool! I landed on the carrot patch! Dr. Colosso: Oooh, but you got stuck in farm jail! Billy: Can I pay my way out with Colosso bucks? Dr. Colosso: No, because the farmer ran you over with his tractor, which means... I WIN AGAIN! Billy: How do you win every game of Farmageddon? Max: I'm asleep and even I know he's cheating.

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Max: Hey if I’m stuck with my annoying family, so are you. Hank: Max’s horrible words are right, you can either go with them or come with us.

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