Ghost Dad

Elliott: But I've got to make it to Thursday. It's for my children. My wife died a few years ago and I'm all they have left. Please, Sir "Edith". Edith: Sir "Edd-ith". Mozer. Elliott: But on... on the book it's spelled "Edith". Edith: But it's pronounced "Edd-ith". Elliott: That's a girl's name. Edith: Look here, it is not a girl's name. Edith is a boy's name. Elliott: Who were you named after? Edith: I was named after my grandmama! Elliott: And they called her "Edd-ith"? Edith: No! Her name is "Edith"! Elliott: So you see, it IS a girl's name! Edith: No, it's NOT!

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Daniel: Where were you? Elliott: I was in London with a man named... "Edith"! Amanda: That's a girl's name, Daddy.

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Curtis: Evil Master! Your wallet! Curtis: I am yours to command! Elliott: Command? Command? I command you to go to hell and sit on a red hot coal, and wait for me, until it snows! Curtis: Oh, yes! Yes, evil master! Yes!

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Amanda: Daddy, Joan said you can go bleep bleep yourself. She said you guys need to talk and she'll fill in the bleeps later. Elliott: Okay, honey. Thank you. Elliott: That must be Joan coming over to fill in the bleeps.

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Elliott: Mr. Nero, how are you? Mr. Nero: Oh, good. I'm eating solid foods again.

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Elliott: Cancel the 5. Carol: Oh, no! You can't cancel the 5. Elliott: Then put the 5 at 4, and then cancel at 4.

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