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Orange County
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Firefighter: What's your name? Lance: Uh, Joe... John... uh, Joe-John. Firefighter: Your name's Joe-John? Lance: John-ston, Johnston. Joe. Firefighter: You wanna tell me what happened here? Lance: Uh, there was a fire, I dunno, I came by and it's... checkin out the fire. Firefighter: Well that lady uh, Mona? She said that you two were in the building together when the fire started. Lance: Yeah, she's a liar, cuz I dunno her so whatever, whatever she says is a lie, so... Firefighter: K, so you're saying you weren't in the building with that woman? Lance: No, not I! Aright, she started it, aright? Because she was like "I hate my job, I'm gonna burn this mother down!" And I said "You better not... you better not!" Firefighter: She said it was an electrical fire. Lance: It was. It was a total electrical fire, it was like uh, the switches had sparks comin out, and the sockets, and uh it was like the 4th of July, man! Firefighter: Why aren't you wearing your pants, Joe? Lance: I tripped, and