Quotes

Dialogue

Tom: So, Sarah, Eliot seems okay. I see why you like him.

Jake: Somebody's turning red.

Sarah: Shut up! You know, thanks a lot, Dad.

Tom: What did I say?…

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Skippy: Okay, we're willing to let it slide this time if you promise to keep your kids under control.

Tom: I really appreciate that, and we'll take care of it. Thank you.

Jimmy: There you go. Thanks, Skippy.

Skippy…

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Nora: I really love having a family dinner where all you can hear is forks hitting the plates. You know, this could be our last chance to be together and you're totally ruining it. I'm glad we're moving to Houston, and…

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Tom: What are you doing here?

Jimmy: Well, if you must know, I'm still here to make sure that this movie is appropriate for our children.

Tom: It's rated G.

Movie Goer: Sir, could you please sit down?…

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Kate: Hey, honey, how'd it... go?

Sarah: Dad was totally spying on me! You ruined everything! There's no way that I'm competing for you in that stupid cup tomorrow!

Kim: I can't believe you did that.

Jessica: Really…

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