Bones, season 2

Cam: Hey, Hodge-Podge, all engines reverse. First we identify beyond a shadow of a doubt. Then we get paranoid. Hodgins: Cool. As long as paranoia's on the schedule somewhere. Brennan: Tell me that's not a real skeleton. Zack: No, we made him out of calcium phosphate and hydroxyapatite. Hodgins: And spam. Cam: If it happens again, I will take action. And I am from New York, which means that I will take New York action. Am I clear? Brennan: Not at all. Zack: I'm from Michigan. Hodgins: Dr Saroyan means she'll make us watch musical theatre. Brennan: Don't you have to read him his rights before you strangle him?

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Cam: I love being a hero. Brennan: A heroine. Cam: Mmm, sounds too druggie. I'm going with hero. Cam: What do you want? Angela: George Clooney naked on a white sand beach, but I can give you faces after the skull's reconstructed. Brennan': Committing yourself to one person isn't in the interest of the species. I mean, you have multiple partners. Angela: Don't say it like that - I date. Brennan: The notion of a committed relationship, it's fantasy. Look at Booth, fighting with his ex, his son caught in the middle. Angela: We make our lives out of chaos and hope. And love. Someday you'll meet somebody. Brennan: I don't need anything more than I have now. Angela: Talk about a fantasy. Hodgins: Ah, It's beautiful here. Booth: Yeah, because you know that's important for a murder. Cam: The last place I worked at had a drunk sketch artist...

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Hodgins: That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet. Zack: Romeo and Juliet, Act Two, Scene Two. The quote concerned most aptly describes the central conflict of the play. Which I totally do not understand. Angela: It's a strange place for two people in love to end up. Hodgins: What, a forensics lab? Angela: No, a squat in an abandoned pipe factory. Hodgins: Right, yes, right...

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Booth: Do you have a dog, Bones? Brennan: I always wanted a pig... Booth: A pig? Brennan: Very smart, despite the popular misconception, very clean.

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Booth: Run her through the database, get an ID. Cam: Why don't you just ask him? Booth: Well because the last time Bones saw Epps, it got violent. Cam: You'll be there to protect her. Booth: She's not the one who needs protecting. Bones broke his wrist. Brennan: He touched me with his creepy serial killer hands. Cam: Better not take Dr. Brennan.

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Booth: What's that? Brennan: Religious medal. Sarah had it in her possession. Booth: Saint Agnes. Patron saint of young women especially those who remain pure. Brennan: How do you know all that? Booth: I'm Catholic, Bones. Brennan: "S.A.H.S." Booth: Yeah, St. Agnes High School. Except I think Sarah Koskoff went to public school. [pauses] Oh, God. Brennan: What? What does that mean? Booth: [with dread] It means I have to go talk to a nun.

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