Toy Soldiers

Do you think you're the first kid to put liquor in mouthwash bottles? It was done in my day. I may have even done it myself.

Toy Soldiers (1991 film), CC BY-SA 4.0

Luis Cali: What does your father do, William? Billy: He's a contractor. Luis Cali: According to this he owns the third largest construction company in the world. Billy: Yeah, he's a contractor.

Toy Soldiers (1991 film), CC BY-SA 4.0

Snuffy: Man, this stuff is great. It's opening up my lungs, it's making me breathe easier. Ricky: Evidently it's making you fart easier, too. Snuffy: I didn't fart. Ricky: It's the first rule of prep school etiquette. When you're in a basement with no windows, don't fart. Snuffy: No, the first rule of prep school etiquette is to pretend you're asleep when your roommate's beating off. Hank: No, the first rule of prep school etiquette is to wait until your roommate falls asleep before beating off.

Toy Soldiers (1991 film), CC BY-SA 4.0

Billy: Come on man, get up. We've gotta strike back or I'm going to look like a douche bag in front of the entire school. Joey: You were born looking like a douche bag.

Toy Soldiers (1991 film), CC BY-SA 4.0

Derek 'Yogurt: I'm Derek and he's Ted, and, yes, this is OUR room. Joseph "Joey" Trotta: Not anymore.

Toy Soldiers (1991 film), CC BY-SA 4.0

Frank Ingram: Dean's waiting for you guys back in your room. Billy: Pleasure knowing you.

Toy Soldiers (1991 film), CC BY-SA 4.0