Bowfinger

Daisy: [reads script] "I could never be with you, Todd. I'm loyal to Keith. I'm loyal to him. I could never, never kiss you." [looks at Todd and they torridly kiss] Bowfinger: Okay, that was very good. Let's try it one more time, Slater, this time without the erection.

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Store Manager: The store would be happy to offer you these clothes without charge if you'd come back Friday, let us take a picture for LA Style of you wearing the clothes. Kit Ramsey: I can do that. It'll cost you $1,000. I'll be here Friday, 4:00. Store Manager: I'm sure that could be arranged. Ramsey: Hundred-dollar bills. Store Manager: Right. Carol: [faces Kit] I know I shouldn't do this, I just want you to know that you were so real in your response to the aliens. I wasn't even sure I could be a pod person, but now I'm enjoying it because you made the aliens come alive. It was like they were living inside of me. At first I was nervous about us having sex but now I think it's fine as long as we do it in a professional manner. There'll be a lot of people watching. I won't bother you anymore. [lightly touches Kit's cheek with her hand. Kit gets unsettled]

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Actor: Then I studied at the Moscow Arts Theater for two years and did a year at the National in London. I'm currently doing a midnight production of Waiting for Godot here in L.A. Bowfinger: And are you in the union? Actor: Yes, I am. [gets kicked out]

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Robert: We're finished! It's over between us! Daisy: But why? Robert: You slept with Jiff. Daisy: So? Robert: Never thought of it that way. Daisy: I'll see you tonight at eight? Robert: Okay.

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Terry Stricter: [parts bushes and sees the film crew] Well, it seems the paranoid are sometimes actually being followed. Robert: This film is only for Madagascar and Iran. Neither of which follow American copyright law.

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Terry Stricter: You realize all courts in the country would consider this blackmail! Bobby Bowfinger: I don't know anything about blackmail. I'm just a guy with a great film. I need a shot of Kit saying, "Gotcha, suckers" and a couple of close-ups. Or we'll use a shot of Kit wagging his thing at the Laker Girls. Which is a great ending, though not such a good ending for Kit. It could sort of stop his money flow and possibly make that family film he's about to do, just go, pfft. Stricter: We'll have to think about it. We'll have to think about it, for Kit. Bowfinger: Now that you've had time to think about it, what do you and the other fellows here at MindF'ng Head think?

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