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    Wren: Maybe you can do an explaining rap too. April: Wren...
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    Wren: I'm E.O. Wilson and I'm a scientist, I study ants and stuff if you get the gist, I'm about cool as a guy should get. Roosevelt: Think Jason Bourne with a butterfly net.
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    Wren: Prang mantis, Prang mantis, the turtle, the turtle. April: Don't do that. Wren: What? Wha-what?
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    April: [groans in disgust] My God, what are we listening to? Roosevelt: That's my moms' favorite musical. April: [annoyed] "Dad"... unlock me. [tries to open her door, but it's locked] Wren: [turns around and stops April] April, I need your help. You are my best friend! April: Which is why it's my duty to tell you that you are one more nerd music jam away from total, social suicide! Bye. [proceeds to climb out the open window] Wren: Wha--? [to Peng] Peng, stop her! Grab her legs! Peng: [grabs April] I got her! I got her. April: [Wren and Peng begin to pull her back into the car] Get off of me! Roosevelt: [to the drive-thru lady] Not tonight. Nothing tonight. April: Okay, let me go, and I'll let you touch my boob for 10 seconds. Peng: Thirty. April: Fifteen. Peng: Twenty, and I can pick a cold day. April: Done. Roosevelt: April, come on, get back in, seriously. Peng: [to Roosevelt] WATCH OUT!! Mike Puglio: [grinning smugly] Gotcha, perds! Thought you ditched us, didn't you, fart-breath?