Blue Chips

Slick: [about Neon] I'm not going to bullshit you Pete. He ain't no brain surgeon all right. He took the SAT recently and scored a 520 out of a possible 1600. Pete Bell: 520? You get 400 for just spelling your name correctly. Slick: That's it, he messed up on his name.

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Ed Axley: Coach? Pete Bell: Yeah. Ed Axley: Uh, I gotta ask this question or I wouldn't be doing my job. Would you care to comment on the rumor that you arranged for an automobile to be purchased for Neon Bodeaux? Pete Bell: [pauses for a moment] Y'know, uh, y'know, Ed, you gotta get your mind outta the gutter. You know, you, you just gotta start thinking straight! I mean, it's right there in front of you! For crissake, it wasn't an automobile, I mean, it was a fully loaded Lexus! [nervous laughter from the press] The damn car had everything. It had everything, didn't it Happy? It was fully loaded, wasn't it? Happy: No, no, Coach, it was a nuclear surfboard, remember? Pete Bell: Y'know, and the damn thing of it is, Ed, is that, you know Neon, he didn't want it. He didn't want the car, he didn't want it. He didn't ask for anything. But, y'know, he wasn't for sale. But we, we got it for him anyway. I mean, and I think, personally, that it would've been a helluva deal, a good price. I mea

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