Blue Bloods

You have earned the distinction of being the best trained, best prepared police officers in the world. Ready to serve and protect the most vibrant city in the world, where every day brings a responsibility to keep all New Yorkers safe, safe from crime and safe from terrorism.

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Sgt. Renzulli: Hey, college boy, tell your brother the first rule of riding in my car. Danny: Jamie, tell your boss I know Brooklyn better than a Manhattan cop. Jamie: This is me keeping my mouth shut.

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Erin: If anyone's going to punch my ex out it's going to be me. Frank: I wouldn't mind being there to see that.

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Renzulli: Lots of cops burn themselves out running down every half assed lead like it's the French Connection but never learning the secret to being a good cop. Jamie: What's that, extra mayo? Renzulli: I make the jokes around here, rookie. Jamie: All right. Renzulli: I'm talking about the art of doing nothing. Jamie: Amazing you don't have your own command by now. Renzulli: I'm serious. NYPD have spent millions of dollars of hours and manpower setting up stings and takedowns, but if they just taught more cops the art of observing Jamie: For what, nannies and skateboarders? Renzulli: Well, for instance, that yupster over there. The Mandles, 11 o'clock. What do you think he's doing? Jamie: He's reading the newspaper. Renzulli: No. That's what he wants his wife to think. What he's really doing is checking out those blondes doing tai chi. Jamie: We can arrest him for having impure thoughts. Renzulli: Okay, wise ass. See that? Jamie: What? Renzulli: The guy in the suit. Look at him. See hi

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Danny: Where you going? Come here. Vincent: Are you arresting me? What did I do? Danny: Shut up. Hands in front. Vincent: I didn't do anything. Danny: That why you jumped out a window? Your car was at the scene of a rape last night. Vincent: Rape? I didn't rape anybody. I was at the Yankee game. Danny: Good, we'll get Jeter on the horn and find out.

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Danny: I'm really liking the diplomat's kid for this. Gormley: Well, right now your case is weaker than the Mets bullpen. Danny: What do you mean? Gormley: You got a parking sticker on a car, you got a rough sketch and you got a suspect with diplomatic immunity, which, as you know, is absolute. Danny: It's not my fault I can't talk to the kid. Gormley: Gotta take it up with 1 PP. They just called down. The commissioner has this. Danny: Look, if I can get in this kid's apartment. Gormley: The commissioner has this.

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