Quotes

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Nadia Gates: [inspects painting] Oh! This looks Japanese. "Master and Concubines"? Walter Davis: It's Yakamoto! Nadia Gates: What is? Walter Davis: No, no, the reason for this big business dinner tonight is this Japanese industrialist new client of ours. He's old world Japanese and he's got a wife that's more like a slave and he keeps concubines! Nadia Gates: You gotta be kidding me. Walter Davis: No, no, his wife knows all about it. It's "traditional" or something. Nadia Gates: Tell me something, Walter: Are you into those kind of "traditions"? [chuckles] Walter Davis: No, I'm actually a one-concubine kind of guy.

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Harry Gruen: Do I have to say the words, Walter? Walter Davis: I am fired? Harry Gruen: I only wish this was the army. So that I could have you shot... Twice!

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Nadia Gates: Walter if you will just drop me off at a hotel... Walter Davis: [cuts off Nadia] What? and bring an end to this glorious evening?

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David Bedford: Walter, I am not worth it... Walter Davis: SHUT UP! DANCE! David Bedford: What? Walter Davis: I SAID DANCE, SCUMBAG! Walter Davis: MOONWALK! Walter Davis: I HATE THAT SHIT!

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Nadia Gates: [about David's marriage proposal] I don't like you. I certainly do not love you. Do we have to have sex? David Bedford: Oh yes... Nadia Gates: Okay but no kissing.

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David Bedford: I swear on my mother's grave. Judge Harold Bedford: Your mother is playing the back 9 at Bellaire. David Bedford: I was speaking in the future tense.

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Judge Harold Bedford: I heard you were represented by counsel. Lawyer: Sorry I'm late Judge Bedford: Uh Mr. Davis would you mind explaining this? Lawyer: I would not mind explaining this For Mr. Davis Your honor. Judge Bedford: I was speaking to Mr. Davis. Walter: Please don't let this man help me. Judge Bedford: Order in the court. [accidentally breaks his Gavel which ends up in the stenographer's space] Stenographer: Uh? Judge Bedford: Mr. Davis one more outburst and I'll hold you in contempt. Stenographer: I'm alright. Judge Bedford: Stop! Judge Bedford: Twenty minute recess [clears the courtroom]