Quotes

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Josh: Why so determined to be Blossom Queen? Dylan: Because it's the best way to ensure lifelong popularity. Josh: Aren't you already popular? Dylan: Let me ask you this: does Sunshine Lemonade advertise? Josh: Yeah, they have the commercial with the waterskiing penguins. Lola: Oh, I like the penguins! Dylan: Sunshine is already number one. They don't need to advertise but they do to STAY number one. Get it? Josh: Got it. Dylan: Good.

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Dylan: [splattered with food] You... you GEEK! This is designer! Josh: No, it's tuna noodle casserole. Dylan: You are so gah-ross! Josh: "Gross" is just one syllable.

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Josh: So, populars only hang with populars? Dylan: Cats don't hang with dogs, right? Josh: Really? THAT'S your argument? Dylan: It's better this way. If everyone stays with their own group, there's no chance for misunderstandings.

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Josh: Sorry, guys. I got stuck in traffic on the diva freeway. Steven: Wow. Where's your lunch? Josh: Dylan Schoenfield's wearing it.