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Kyle: [about Rachael] Has she been sucking on your dick, giving you blow jobs? Adam: No, she doesn’t like to. Kyle: No fucking shit she doesn’t like to! Who likes putting dicks in their mouths? That’s why they call them jobs!

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Adam: A tumor? Dr. Ross: Yes. Adam: Me? Dr. Ross: Yes. Adam: That doesn't make any sense though. I mean... I don't smoke, I don't drink... I recycle...

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Alan: Want a macaroon? Adam: Oh, thanks. I’m alright. Alan: [leans forward and whispers] There’s weed in ‘em. Adam: Oh, yeah, thank you, but I - I don’t do weed. Alan: C’mon, man. Just get high with us! Adam: Okay. Thanks. Mitch: How old are you? Adam: Twenty-seven. Alan: That’s just the worst. A perfectly good youth wasted. Mitch: Alan, stop it. Don’t listen to him, he's just messing with you. Alan: Listen to me, this cancer is bullshit. First your hair’s going to fall out, then your balls’ll shrink. And if that isn’t enough, your dick becomes a constant source of disappointment. Adam: I got to tell you, I was really nervous about this whole cancer thing, and then I met you guys, and boy do I feel better.

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Mitch: So you want to drive, right now? Alan: Yeah. Mitch: You sure that's what you want to do? Mitch: That's your make-a-wish? To drive?

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Alan: I’m Alan Lombardo: stage 3 lymphoma. Pleased to meet you. Mitch: Mitch Barnett, metastatic prostate cancer. Adam: Oh, I’m Adam Lerner, schwannoma neurofibrosarcoma. Alan: Whoa, what the fuck is that? Mitch: Tough break. The more syllables, the worse it is.

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Adam: [after shaving his head] Why didn't we go to a barber? Kyle: That would have been a good idea -- if we had paid someone to do it. Adam: Instead of using your balls trimmer- Kyle: And I never wash them, ever. And it’s not my balls, it’s my asshole....I’m joking... Adam: You're not joking. Kyle: Not at all.

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