Last Action Hero

Hamlet: [lights a cigar] Hey, Claudius....you killed my father. [picks Claudius up] Big mistake. Narrator: Something is rotten in the state of Denmark! And, Hamlet is taking out the trash! Old Man: Stay thy hand, fair prince! Hamlet: Who said I'm fair? [produces a submachine gun and shoots him, plus several other soldiers] Narrator: No one is going to tell this sweet prince goodnight! Hamlet: . [lights a cigar] Not to be.

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Yes. Could I speak to the drug dealer of the house, please? It's a beautiful day and we're out killing drug dealers. Are there any in the house?

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Danny: Wait. Where are you going? Jack: . Ha! You didn't know I was gonna say that, did you? Danny: That's what you always say. Jack: I do. Danny: Everybody keeps waiting for you to work it in. It's kinda like...your calling card.

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Benedict: I understand you are interested in drug dealers. Jack: Yes. Danny: [whispering] Jack, that's him, the henchman with the glass eye. Jack: Sir, are you a henchman? Benedict: No, I only go as far as lackey. Anything else? Jack: Yeah, take off your sunglasses. Benedict: Who's asking? Jack: [shows police badge] The Tin Man. Benedict: Well, Tin Man, suppose you hit the bricks. Jack: Nah, they're the wrong color. Benedict: Are they? Oh dear, by all means let's change them. Would arterial red suit you? [motions behind them, they turn to see guard dogs] Make no mistake, they are exceptionally well-trained. [snaps fingers, the dogs form in a pyramid] I snap my fingers again and sometime tomorrow, you emerge from several canine recta. Or you and Toto can go back to the land of Oz. Questions? Jack: Yeah... two of them. [casually lights cigar] Why am I wasting my time on a dimestore putz like you, when I could be doing something more dangerous... like rearranging my sock drawers? And two

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Vivaldi: What is this, Benedict? First you're my friend, now you turn a... [makes twirling motion with finger] 360 on me?! Benedict: 180, you stupid spaghetti-slurping cretin! 180! If I did a 360, I'd go completely around and end up back where I started. Vivaldi: [confused] ...What? Benedict: Trust me. [shoots Vivaldi]

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Ripper: Hey, Jack. What kept you? Jack: Are you alright, Danny? Danny: Yes, sir. Ripper: You know, I tried to change, Jack. I really tried to do what he told me. But I kept hearing that old music. That's how I knew you'd come, Jack. Now lose the piece. Jack: [throws gun away] There, now it's between you and me. Let the boy go. Ripper: Now we've played this number before haven't we, Jack? Let's see, what comes next.... You throw the gun away. Right, we did that part... [lays down axe] Then, you tell me to let the kid go... Ah, I'm getting bored, why don't we just skip to the end? [tosses Danny off the building]

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