Stranger Things, season 4

Lucas: If I get in good with these guys, I'll be in the popular crowd, and then you guys will be too. Mike: Has it ever occurred to you that we don't want to be popular? Lucas: So you wanna be stuck with the nerds and freaks for three more years? Dustin: We ARE nerds and freaks!

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Steve: And then there's Heidi tomorrow night, but the problem with Heidi is that she's going out of state for college. So it's like, do I really want to start another relationship that has no point other than sex? I mean, I just- I don't know, does that make sense to you? [Turns to Robin who's putting on mascara in the seat next to him] Robin! Are you listening to me? Robin: Um yes, I'm- I'm listening- Steve: What did I just say? What did I just say to you? Robin: You said something about sex with-with Linda. Steve: NO! I'm talking about Heidi! Robin: Cut me some slack, please! [Steve sighs] Your love life is one of labyrinthian complexity, and it is seven in the morning and we have to go to this stupid pep rally, and I woke up looking like a total corpse! Steve: Oh, you're worried about a basketball pep rally, you expect me to believe that? Robin: Yeah, so? Steve: SO we both know what this is about, okay? I'm not buying that bullshit, this is about Vickie. Robin: Absolutely not. Steve

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Jane/Eleven: Hi. [Her classmates look bored] For my hero I... I chose my dad. [Angela and her friends make a face] And for my visual aid, I made a diraoma of our cabin. Jake: More like diarrhea. [Everyone laughs] Mrs. Gracie: Quiet, everyone. Let's be respectful. [The classroom quiets down] Jane/Eleven: [Picks up a figure from her diorama] This is my dad. His name is Hopper. He made the best eggos, and we liked to watch Miami Vice on Fridays. [Meanwhile, as Will watches the presentation, the girl next to them touches his foot with her own, looking at him flirtatiously. He moves his foot away] Jane/Eleven: [Holds up another figure] This is Mr. Fibley. He is a squirrel. [Her classmates laugh again. Will nods at her encouragingly] And this is the alarm that my dad made. [Angela raises her hand] Uh, I was never scared because... beca- because... [Glances at her teacher] Mrs. Gracie: Uh, Angela, let's save questions until the end of Jane's presentation. Angela: Yeah, sorry, I'm just like, c

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Chrissy: You know, you're not what I thought you'd be like. Eddie: Mean and scary? Chrissy: Yeah. Eddie: Well, I actually kinda thought you'd be kind of mean and scary too. Chrissy: Me? Eddie: Terrifying.

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Dustin: Eddie! Eddie! It's me. It's Dustin. This is Steve. He's not gonna hurt you, right, Steve? Steve: Right. Yeah. Dustin: Steve, why don't you drop the oar? Dustin: He's cool. He's cool. Steve: [Choked] I'm cool, man. I'm cool. Eddie: What are you doing here? Dustin: We're looking for you. Robin: We're here to help. Dustin: Eddie, these are my friends. You know Robin, from band. Dustin: This is my friend Max. The one who never wants to play D&D. Dustin: Eddie, we're on your side. I swear on my mother. Right, guys? Max: Yes. Yes, we swear. Robin: On Dustin's mother. Steve: Yeah, Dustin's... Dustin's mother.

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Mike: You should have told me she was having trouble! Will: Well I didn't know they were gonna be here, Mike. Mike: Yeah, but you knew she was having trouble for like, a year, and you didn't tell me. Will: I- I didn't know she was lying to you. Mike: Which is why you decided to be a douche to her all day? Will: I wasn't being a douche! Mike: You were! You were! You were rolling your eyes, you were- you were moping! You were barely talking, you basically sabotaged the whole day! Will: Well she was lying to you, Mike! Straight to your face ever since you got here! And- and I've been a total third wheel all day, it's been miserable. So sorry if I wasn't- wasn't smiling. Mike: Yeah, whatever, man. [Begins walking away] Will: Well what about us? Mike: [Turns back around to face him] What? Will: Well you're mad that I didn't talk to you? Seems like you made it super clear that you're not interested in anything I have to say. Mike: That's just not true. Will: You called maybe a couple times.

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