CSI: NY, season 2

Sheldon Hawkes: [regarding the victim's brain] It's about 98 degrees out here, the pavement is very hot, any remaining pieces are more than likely fried. Stella Bonasera: I knew this would be a no-brainer for you. Hawkes: She didn't just say that. Don Flack; Mac: She did. Danny Messer: Do you know anyone who would want to kill Mr. Price for a diamond? Model: I don't know anyone who wouldn't. Mac Taylor: [about mosquitoes] Only the female of the species bite. Stella: Good for her! Mac: Did you know that Hawkes is a walking encyclopedia of tidbit information? Stella: That's good. You can go to him instead of Google. Aiden: [Stella is examining a diamond] Wow. I've been processing dirt all day and you've been shopping at Tiffany's. Danny Messer: It's hot a little bit, eh? Stella: What the hell are you wearing that jacket for? Danny: Ah, my mother still dresses me. Stella: We all have that one case that haunts us.

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Don Flack: We got some whackadoo running around throwing acid in people's faces? Mac Taylor: Not acid. Lye. Flack: All right. Well, I'll start with the nuts in this city and work my way up.

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Flack: Achoo! (glares at his hand in disgust) Mac: [to Flack] Hey (as he looks up) you're sneezing on my crime scene. Flack: Sorry Mac, allergies. (Glares at the tiger) Cats, hate them. Mac: [talking to Lindsay in the tiger's cage] I need you to hold the tiger's jaw so I can get the dental impression. Danny: [whispering] Just take a deep breath. Don't let him know that you're afraid, 'cause he can sense when you're nervous. Lindsay: (whispering) The tiger's been tranquilized. I think I can handle it. Danny: I'm talking about Mac. And make sure you call him "sir." (Lindsay looks at Mac nervously) Mac: [after Lindsay calls him 'Sir' various times] And don't call me "sir". Stella: It's all about pain, Hawkes. How much you're willing to endure to look good. Stella: Do you have a cause of death? Marty: Nope, but I can tell you it wasn't alcohol poisoning, your debutante's BAC was zero. Hawkes: Debutante? Evan: I didn't find any lines on her fingers to indicate she was wearing engagement or

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Detective Lindsay Monroe: [about their victim] His name is Jared Stanton. He lives at 73rd Street and Park Avenue. Detective Mac Taylor: You can just say "73rd and Park." New Yorkers know what you mean. Mac Taylor: Don't quote me on this, Lindsay, but sometimes -- [lifts the head of the vic off the body] -- not everything's connected. Danny: So, we're looking for a combination of Spiderman and Minnesota Fats. Stella: I think the Italians got it right. Live to eat, not eat to live. Danny: That's what I'm talking about. Flack: How do you leave a kid alone? Hawkes: Mom had to work. Flack: Kids don't even need to look for trouble to find it.

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Flack: Goodbye, suicide. Stella: Hello, murder. Danny Messer: This guy's foul. Smells worse than dead. Hawkes: Fish. Flack: [to Shayna] I've heard your sob-story. Now, I want to hear what the knife in your locker has to say. Shayna: I've got rights. You can't just go through my locker. Don Flack: Not yet. But in 20 minutes, when the warrant gets here, your world opens up. Sheldon Hawkes: Death by swordfish. Man, I love being in the field. Flack: Ticket was a winner. Stella: Yeah, and her lucky numbers add up to 17 million dollars. Mac: And 17 million motives. Richard Daly: Wait, hold on a second. So then one of my swordfish, I paid full price for them, now they're worthless, tainted. Danny: I'm sure Fred's sorry for the inconvenience his murder has caused your restaurant. Mac: I don't believe that for a second. Vincent: Of course not, you're a cop. Stella Bonasera: No. It's because people lie. Mac Taylor: Hydrogen sulfide? Lindsay Monroe: I borrowed that from the trace lab. Stuff stink

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Mac: Ah, the belt's undone. Stella: Our woman in heels either knew him or was about to. Don Flack: Guy has dinner, comes home, gets in his elevator, figures he's done for the day. Mac Taylor: Instead he's done for good. Sid Hammerback: Samples of both have gone to the lab, same with his personal effects. Sheldon Hawkes: Watch? Sid Hammerback: No, I kept that. [Hawkes looks at him] What? It was a nice watch. Hawkes: I'd say a homeless guy probably living where we found him, in the park. Stella: Park Avenue, maybe. I've got a really nice pair of pants, a tailor-made shirt, fancy watch, traces of paint and lipstick on the shirt, I'd say he's a very wealthy guy. Hawkes: Well, he must have found the clothes. The shoes never lie. Stella: Yeah well, this little watch here is worth four or five grand, quite a find for a homeless guy. Hawkes: Yeah. Stella: Let me check missing persons. Someone notices when a guy with money doesn't come home. Hawkes: By definition, homeless people are missing pe

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