Quotes

Fallen (9.01)

Horatio: Keith, listen to me. When someone lies to me, it really, really hurts my feelings. You're Starling's boy. You've been with him the whole time, right? Go. Eric: How did he get you to do it? Money? Keith: You cops are all the same. You think people are just motivated by money. Eric: We know you worship Starling. How did he convince you to kill a cop? Keith: What are you talking about? Nobody said... Horatio: A police officer was killed. A police officer was murdered. That's on you. In the state of Florida, Keith, it's a mandatory death sentence.

Sudden Death (9.02)

Brady Jensen: [angrily to Erica] You're not a journalist--you're a jackal! Erica: Um, that was, uh, wow... A jackal... Ryan: [chuckling] Wow, I have never seen her speechless before.

See No Evil (9.03)

Ben: Are you seriously doing the hand thing? Ryan: [confused] Oh! You sure you can't see?

Manhunt (9.04)

Eric: We'll get him, H. Horatio: If it's the last thing we do.

Sleepless In Miami (9.05)

Loman: I like to start my excavation at the feet, get an outline of the body first. But this time I can't find them. Caine: And why is that? Loman: Because he doesn't have a body!

Reality Kills (9.06)

Wayne: I didn't kill her. I didn't even get a shot off. Horatio: Well, you know what, my friend? If I find out you're lying, the same won't be said of me.

Reality Kills (9.06)

Shea: You sure know a lot about our show. What are you? A fan? Ryan: No, I'm a police officer. I do my homework.

Reality Kills (9.06)

Ryan: So I found myself going through the footage of the show. Walter: [sarcastically] Don't you mean avidly catching up on the season? Ryan: Maybe that, too.

On The Hook (9.07)

Horatio: You... are under arrest for solicitation of murder and rape. Perkins: You have no evidence. Horatio: I am *loaded* with evidence, my friend. Perkins: What are you gonna do? You're gonna kill me out here? Horatio: You know what? Believe me, that's a tempting offer. But for today, I'm going to show you what the next thirty years is going to be like. Perkins: And how are you gonna do that? [Perkins gets tossed through the trailer's back window]

Happy Birthday (9.08)

Marcy: She didn't even have to try. Gary just looked at her sideways and wham, bam, bun in the oven. Walter: Wow, I hear some serious resentment there...

Blood Sugar (9.09)

Donna: Who do you think you are? Tripp: The guy that just took your phone.

Match Made In Hell (9.10)

Welcome to South Florida.

Match Made In Hell (9.10)

I couldn't have killed Matthew, I'm vegan.

F-T-F (9.11)

Rachel: I'm Rachel Brooks, the new girl. Natalia: Nice to meet you. I'm Natalia. Rachel: Natalia Boa Vista. I know. We studied you at the academy. Natalia: That's scary. Bad? Good? Rachel: Really good! Natalia: Okay. Scary.

Wheels Up (9.12)

[seeing two roller derby competitors screaming at each other] Oh, my God, that's the sexiest, scariest thing I've ever seen.

Wheels Up (9.12)

Vince: All right, look. I know how this looks, and what you guys might be thinking, but I did not hurt Connie. Frank: Explain, then, why you swapped out her mouth guard with one laced with ipecac. Vince: Uh, I didn't. Frank: You molded it yourself, idiot. Horatio: Which means we can match it to you. Vince: Look, not my finest hour, I will admit that. Horatio: It's also gonna bring you an assault charge. Vince': Look, Connie was a monster on the track. Okay, the only chance my team had of winning is if she wasn't playing. All right? Besides, ipecac is harmless. Horatio: Unlike the beating you gave her. Vince: No, I didn't. I just- I wanted to get her a little sick so she couldn't play. Frank': You got money riding on this? Vince: No, I just want to see my team win. Frank: Well, I'm the biggest sports fan you'll ever meet, but that is just plain stupid.

Last Stand (9.13)

Memmo: Are you a righteous man? Horatio: I am a servant of the taxpayers, Memmo. Memmo: You and I are not that much different. You do what you have to do to protect your people, just as I do. Horatio: Which included killing my wife. [flashback of Marisol getting shot] Fierro: I did what I had to do. It was never personal, Caine. Horatio: It was to me. [flashback of Horatio's last moments with Marisol] It was to me.

Stoned Cold (9.14)

Natalia: [about a victim getting stoned to death] Are you serious, that's a bit archaic. Horatio: Downright Biblical!

Blood Lust (9.15)

Natalia: Hey Tom, look at how Ryan's holding his shovel! Ryan: Hey Tom, also make a note of how Ryan's doing all the shoveling by himself.

Hunting Ground (9.16)

Hunting unarmed men is murder one. It gets you the death penalty in this state.

Special Delivery (9.17)

Wolfe: Do you think it might have been personal? Horatio: It usually is, Mr. Wolfe, it usually is.

Caged (9.19)

Get out of here, before we arrest you for extreme stupidity.

Paint It Black (9.20)

Talent isn't worth the life of an innocent.

G.O. (9.21)

Wendy: Contractually, I can't say. Horatio: Consider the contract null and void.

Mayday (9.22)

Hey Marcel! Cops are looking for you again. [looks at Walter] Kidding.

Mayday (9.22)

Ryan: Tom, know what I need? An expert opinion, but you're here so you'll do. Come here and take a look at this. Tom: How kind.