Vacancy

David Fox: [after swerving while driving] Son of a bitch! Amy Fox: What are you doing? David Fox: It was a goddamn raccoon in the middle of the road! Amy Fox: Well, better to kill us than get a little roadkill on the car, huh? David Fox: Well, we're still alive. I can tell by the pissy look that you're giving me.

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David Fox: [driving to gas station] Do you think they're closed? Amy Fox: Since 1957. David Fox: That's too bad, because they've got good gas prices.

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Amy Fox: Why didn't you just stay on the interstate? David Fox: I don't know. I guess I just wanted to make this as miserable as possible, you know? See just how big a bitch you'd be about it.

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Mason: Hey folks. How can I help you? David Fox: [hearing screaming coming from the office] Everything, uh, okay back there? Mason: Oh! [walks back to the office and turns off tape] Sorry. Things get a little boring around here late nights!

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David Fox: Yeah, we'll go ahead and stay here. Thanks. Mason: I'll give you two the honeymoon suite, for five dollars extra. It's got a few perks that the others don't. Amy Fox: Regular room will be fine, thank you. Mason: What the heck, I'll give it to you for the same rate.

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David Fox: I guess it could be worse, you know. We could be stuck in that twin bed at your folk's house, trying to pretend like we're a happy couple. Amy Fox: God, I should've told my mom about us. David Fox: Why ruin their party though? I think the thing to do is just tell them after we've signed the papers. It felt really strange to be at that party, watching them all, celebrate being together all those years. How'd it make you feel? Amy Fox: I don't know. Tired. David Fox: I'm sorry. Never should've gotten off the interstate, either. Amy Fox: Miss our last one great adventure together?

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