Quotes

Dialogue

Jake: I'm sorry. Jane: How far back does that "sorry" go? Jake: How far back do you need it to go? Jane: Wa-ay back.

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Adam: Jane? Jane: Hi. Adam: Did you get this high from one hit? Jane: Yeeeaaaaaahhh!

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Harley: Are you smoking WEED in the guest bathroom? Jake: Yes we are, and we'd appreciate it if you didn't tell anyone. Harley: Oh no, of course not. Just add it to the list.

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Jane: Fancy a tote? Harley: Oh, no thanks. I don't smoke weed. Jane: Me neither. [takes a drag]

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Jane: AW! It's official! We are having an affair! Jake: Why do you need to label everything? Jane: Because! THAT'S WHAT THIS IS!

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Jane: Don't you ever eat at your house? Jake: Pedro dictates most meals and he has a very... limited palate.

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Jake: I don't regret giving it another shot. Jane: It probably would of worked, if you hadn't been married. Jake: I wouldn't have considered it, if I wasn't! Jane: I don't regret it either.