Road Trip

Barry: Can we please feed Mitch now? Rubin: No. If he overeats, he could die. Barry: So? It would be worth it.

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Barry, fast forward to the horny stuff. Is this the kind of shit you've been sending Tiffany?

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Kyle: Well, we had a few drinks, danced a little, and... y'know. E.L.: No, we don't know. Why don't you tell us? E.L.: What the hell is that?! Did you kill a cheetah? Kyle: What? No, these are her underwear! She gave them to me! [puts them up to his face and sniffs them, much to everyone's disgust] I boinked her! E.L.: ... "boinked"? Josh: Well, Kyle, I certainly hope you got all the "boinking" out of your system, because we got a lot of driving to do today, guys.

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