Quotes

Dialogue

Mary Ann: He should just be castrated. Just snip, quick and easy.

Sarah Pierce: [sarcastically] You know what else you should do? Nail his penis above the entrance to the elementary school. That'd really teach him a…

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Brad Adamson: Go ahead and ask.

Sarah Pierce: What?

Brad Adamson: You know, what the person who wears the pants in the family does for a living.

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Sarah Pierce: You know what they call you?

Brad Adamson: What?

Sarah Pierce: The prom king.

Brad Adamson: Oh God, really?…

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Aaron Adamson: Why you hugging that lady?

Brad Adamson: Well, that's what I'm trying to show you with Bozo. Sometimes it's a game that adults play to show that they're friends. You say, "Hi, I'm your friend."

Narrator…

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May McGorvey: There are four whole columns of lonely women here, and only a handful of men. The odds are on our side. Why wouldn't one of these women want to meet a nice person like you?

Ronald James McGorvey: I'm not a…

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Sarah Pierce: I think I understand your feelings about this book. I used to have some problems with it myself. When I read it in grad school, Madame Bovary just seemed like a fool. She marries the wrong man, makes one…

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May McGorvey: You look handsome. She won't be disappointed.

Ronald James McGorvey: Wait'll she hears about my criminal record.

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Sarah Pierce: You're nervous, aren't you?

Brad Adamson: What? What do you mean?

Sarah Pierce: The game. Don't worry. You'll be great tonight.

Brad Adamson: I don't know. I haven't played in 10 years. It used to be my…

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