Disaster Movie

Enchanted Princess: Where am I? What is this enchanting place? [gets hit by a taxi] Beautiful Assassin: You can control the bullet to go wherever you want. Paulie Bleeker: [singing] Juney, why don't you have... [Calvin shoots him; the crowd gasps] Amy Winehouse: You don't want to mess with a girl straight outta rehab! Calvin: Is that the best you got, pussy?! Iron Man: I am Iron Man! (gets hit by a falling cow) Carrie Bradshaw: That your feet? Juney: Yes. And this is my baby's foot. Hancock: Aw, hell, no. I'm outta here.

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