Mulan II

Mushu: It seems like only last month, you and I were saving China! Fa Mulan: It was last month. Mushu: How time flies. Ya know, baby, this must be a magical moment for you. Fa Mulan: It's not every day I get engaged. Mushu: No, I meant telling ME you're engaged. [Cri-Kee chirps] I'm the guy that gave you and Pretty Boy the hookup. Am I a guardian or am I a guardian? Fa Mulan: Oh, You're more than that, Mushu. [hugs him] You're my most trusted friend. Mushu: [starting to cry] Oh, that did it!

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General Li Shang: Mulan? Seems your grandma invited someone to help us celebrate the engagement. Fa Mulan: [making a face] Really?...Who? General Li Shang: [both looking outside at a whole crowd of people in Fa Mulan's front yard] China. Crowd: CONGRATULATIONS! [cheers and applause] Grandmother Fa: Isn't it wonderful? Sorry, it's sort of slapdash. Took us by surprise, you know. [Fa Mulan and General Li Shang laugh] Make way for the happy couple. General Li Shang: Now this is a battlefield. Mulan: What's our strategy, General? General Li Shang: Divide and conquer.

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Woman in Crowd 1: So tell me, will it be a big wedding? Fa Mulan: Absolutely! General Li Shang: Oh ho, no! Absolutely not. Woman in Crowd 2: Children? General Li Shang: As many as possible. Fa Mulan: Maybe one or two. General Li Shang: We'll think about it. Fa Mulan: Right away. General Li Shang: Blue. Fa Mulan: Pink! General Li Shang: Mild. Fa Mulan: Spicy! General Li Shang: Yes! Fa Mulan: No! Fa Li: Oh, dear. Did you hear that? Fa Zhou: Not exactly a harmonious couple, are they? Fa Li: What should we do? Fa Zhou: Perhaps we should give our gift to the children now.

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General Li Shang: [to the Emperor] This mission does not call for force, but finesse. I know just the men. Fa Mulan: China's most honored and noble soldiers. Matchmaker: AND STAY OUT! I've found wives for HUNDREDS of men, but the Golden Dragon of Unity himself COULDN'T make love matches for YOU three! COME BACK WHEN YOU GET PERSONALITIES! Ling: Well, that's a fine way to treat China's greatest heroes. [Matchmaker throws the pot on his face]

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Ling: And so, I said, "You just broke my best set of china." [laughs] China. Get it? Yao: You should have seen the way she looked at me. Ling: You mean with disgust?

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Su: Wow. China is so big. Isn't it beautiful, Mei? Mei? Mei: Yes, beautiful. [about Yao; dreamily] Did you see the way he looked at me? Ting-Ting: Who? The gorilla with the bad eye? Mei: Gorilla? [hugs a pillow] He's more like a big, cuddly panda bear. Su: But you didn't even talk to him. Mei: A true romantic can tell. He may be...coarse on the outside, but on the inside... Ting-Ting: He's gross? Mei: [glaring] I mean under that. Su: He smells? [Mei throws a pillow at her] Ooof! Mei: I can see past my nose. [crawls over to Su and Ting Ting] Deep down. Deep, DEEP down, WAY down...! [grabs a pillow and hugs it] There's something. Su: [giggling] Oh! Ting Ting, I think she's in love! Ting-Ting: No, there'll be none of that. Remember, Mei, you are to be married in three days. You gave your solemn oath. Mei: [disappointedly] You're right.

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