Bridesmaids

Annie: [having sex] I'm glad you called. Ted: I'm so glad you were free. Annie: I love your eyes. Ted: Cup my balls.

Bridesmaids (2011 film), CC BY-SA 4.0

Lillian: This is Dougie's sister Megan. Megan: You must be Annie's fella? Annie: I'm not... He's not... I'm not with him. Megan: I'm glad he's single, 'cause I'm gonna climb that like a tree.

Bridesmaids (2011 film), CC BY-SA 4.0

Lillian: You remember my cousin, Rita. Annie: Rita! Rita: [hugs Annie] Annie, I haven't seen you since you graduated high school. Lillian: She has three kids now. Rita: Three boys. Lillian: They're so cute. Rita: They are cute, but when they reach that age, ugh. Disgusting. They smell, they're sticky, they say things that are horrible, and there is semen all over everything. Disgusting. I cracked a BLANKET in half. Do you get where I'm going with this? Annie: I do, yeah. Rita: [gesturing] I cracked it in HALF.

Bridesmaids (2011 film), CC BY-SA 4.0

Rita: What are we doing for the bachelorette party? Becca: What about like, a princess theme? Helen: Versace meets the Gold Rush. Rita: I'm thinking tanned gentlemen that swallow fire and wear sarongs. Megan: Female fight club. We grease up - surprise! Beat the crap out of her. Rita: I don't hate it-- Helen: Vegas it is.

Bridesmaids (2011 film), CC BY-SA 4.0

Flight Attendant: Miss?! Annie: Um, no...it's not me. Flight Attendant: Yes, it is you. Please go back to your seat. Annie: Yes, I'm with him. I'm, uh...I'm Mrs. Igles...I'm Mrs. Iglesias. Flight Attendant: Uh, no you're not. You were just out here and you put sunglasses on. Out. Annie: But I don't want to... Helen: Sir, she can have my seat, okay? Everyone should experience first class at least once in their lives, and Annie shouldn't miss out just because she can't afford it. Flight Attendant: No, ma'am. I'm afraid that's not allowed. Annie: Help me, I'm poor.

Bridesmaids (2011 film), CC BY-SA 4.0

Flight Attendant Steve: You have 3 seconds to get back to your seat. Annie: No one can get anywhere in 3 seconds. You're setting me up for a loss already. Annie: Whatever you say, Stove. Flight Attendant Steve: It's Steve. Annie: Stove? What kind of a name is that? Flight Attendant Steve: That's not a name. My name is Steve. Annie: Are you an appliance? Flight Attendant Steve: No, I am a man, and my name is Steve. Annie: You're a flight attendant. Flight Attendant Steve: That is absolutely accurate. You can close that.

Bridesmaids (2011 film), CC BY-SA 4.0