Pillow Talk

Jan: Officer, arrest this man - he's taking me up to his apartment! Police Officer: Well, I can't say that I blame him, miss.

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Brad: Look, I don't know what's bothering you, but don't take your bedroom problems out on me. Jan: I have no bedroom problems. There's nothing in my bedroom that bothers me. Brad: Oh-h-h-h. That's too bad.

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Jan: We'll just have to try living with each other... Brad: Well? Jan: I was waiting for you to make some off-color remark. Brad: Miss Morrow, is that all you have on your mind? Jan: Never mind my mind! You just stick to your half-hour and I'll stick to mine!

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Jan: [about living alone] Well, what am I missing? Alma: If you have to ask, you're missing it!

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Brad: Why don't you take her over for the rest of the evening? Jonathan: Me? Brad: Yeah! Take her dancing maybe. She's dying to learn how to dance. Jonathan: Wait wait. She doesn't know how to dance? Brad: Well naturally, she doesn't get out of the house very often. Jonathan: What do you mean, "naturally"? Brad: Jonathan, believe me, you and Moose - I mean Miss Taggett will get along... Jonathan: "Moose"? Brad: So what the girl picks up a nickname? You know, how cruel kids can be. Especially, when someone is a little different. Jonathan: Different? How different? Brad: Well... You know. [hesitatingly points to face] Just different. Jonathan: [Pointing to a fat lady sitting at a table] That couldn't be her, could it? Brad: How can you tell? Brad: See, she's so friendly. C'mon. Jonathan: Oh no! Its your moose. Happy Hunting! Brad: Yes, indeed.

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Jonathan: Brad, she is the sweetest, she is the loveliest, she is the most talented woman I have ever met. Brad: That's what you said when you married that stripper. Jonathan: She wasn't a stripper. She was an exotic dancer... with trained doves.

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