Rush Hour 2

Carter: Sorry, man! Lee: [Holds his nose painfully] Carter! Carter: All y'all look alike!

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Isabella: No, I'm afraid not. Carter: Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you rode in the best of circles. If you need anything, champagne, caviar, my yacht is your yacht. Isabella: This is your yacht? Carter: I'm the captain. El capitan. Isabella: El capitan.... Carter: Look, I'm not gonna play games with you. I want you. I can imagine me and you in one of those bathrooms in about five minutes. Isabella: Oh, it's such a beautiful yacht. What's it called? Carter: What's it called? [Isabella nods] The S.S. Minnow Johnson. Isabella: The S.S. Minnow Johnson? Funny. The name on the back was the Red Dragon. Carter: The Red Dragon? Isabella: Yes. Because this is my friend's yacht. And this is his party. Carter: Your's friend yacht? Man, no wonder my key didn't work. All these yachts look all the same these days. Steven Reign: Who's your friend? Isabella: Someone who got on the wrong yacht. Carter: Hey I know you, you're Steven Reign, the hotel billionaire. You must have a private plane as well. It's fu

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Carter: Lee, let me introduce you to Carter's Theory of Criminal Investigation: follow the rich white man! Lee: Follow the rich white man? Carter: Exactly, now you're learning. Every big crime has a rich white man behind it waiting for his cut. Now, in our case we know who the rich white man is. Steven Reign! Lee: Who? Carter: Steven Reign, the hotel billionaire, I saw him on Ricky Tan's boat. When the shooting started he was way too cool. Now lemme tell you something: when people start shooting, white people ain't that cool. They either running around hiding behind tables or screaming like,... [imitates a scream] Lee: You sound like that all the time! Lee: Maybe, but not like Asians. We never panic. Carter: Yeah, right. When Godzilla's coming, y'all be tripping. I've seen the movie, everyone goin' "gaicka, gaicka"!

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Carter: What's going on? Lee: [Watches as she disrobes] She.... uh.... is just standing around, not doing much. Carter: Well, stay awake, something bound to happen. Lee: I try to stay awake... this is so boring. [While watching Isabella disrobing, whispers] Slow down baby.... Carter: What did you say? Lee: Huh? Uh.... I said nothing! Carter: I heard you say something! Lee: No, no, nothing. Carter: [Notices Lee's shifting, gets up from bed] What is going on Lee? Lee: She's.... getting undressed! Carter: What? Lee: She's getting undressed! [Carter forces Lee out of the telescope] Hey! It's not right. Carter: LORD, HAVE MERCY! She's taking off her skirt! Lee: I cannot hear this! [Walks away] Carter: Black bra, black panties... Victoria's Secret spring catalogue, page 27. Girl's got class. [Zooms in] She got a tattoo, that's cute. It looks like.... Snoopy. Lee: Snoopy! I love Snoopy! [Tries to grab periscope] Carter: Hold up, I love Snoopy too. [Isabella opens the door for a delivery woman

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Salesman: Hi, nice to see you. Can I help you gentlemen? Carter: Yeah. I'm gonna need black, 42-long, and nothing touches this body but pure silk. And get my partner something from the kid's department. Salesman: Okay, would your partner like to be wrapped in silk too? Some people think it's tacky, but I really enjoy it when couples dress alike. Carter: No - wait a minute - no! This ain't no couples thing, man. We're police officers; we're working a very dangerous case and we need some clothes. Lee: Yes, there are alot of men chasing us. Salesman: As well they should be. Listen, you have nothing to worry about, OK? Because I'm going to turn you two into the belle of the ball. Lee: Thank you. Salesman: Absolutely. [To Carter] Let's start with you, shall we? You've got the mochaccino face, beautiful skin, and the big broad shoulders, okay? Let's put a dead animal on you! Croc-skin... buttercream... buttercream... croc-skin... buttercream... what size is the waist? Let's go in! [Approache

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Carter: How come you ain't got no black people performing in this casino? We ain't good enough for you? Pit Boss: We got Lionel Richie performing here tonight! Carter: Lionel Richie ain't been black since the Commodores! How about Peaches and Herb? Gladys Knight and the Pips? Ike and Tina? They can get back together, this is crazy- Pit Boss: Sir, please calm down. Carter: [With hands wailing manically in the air] I ain't calming down no more! I'm sick, you people tryin' to calm me down.

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