Snakes on a Plane

Sean: So, how long you been working with him? Neville: Five years, one blown marriage each. He's the toughest son of a bitch I've ever met. Neville: We need weapons. Do you have any silverware or cutlery? Claire: We don't have any silverware. All we have are these-- Neville: Sporks?

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Sean: Have you heard of Eddie Kim? Tiffany: Who hasn't? Oh! One time I saw on of those cheesy police show remakes where he killed a guy who was a witness against him by cutting out his eyes and feeding them to wild pigs. What have you got to do with him? Sean: I'm a witness for the prosecution. Tiffany: Oh. That's hot!

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Claire: I'm gonna miss these night flights. Grace: I like the passengers so much better when they're unconscious.

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Mile High Club. Those were the days. [smiling] Wow, this guy is good. Well, maybe not that good.

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Neville: What was the first thing I said? Sean: Things have changed! The plane is full of snake--God, "Do as I say and you live!"

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Snakes don't attack, unless they're provoked. Something up there's making them go crazy, possibly some kind of drug.

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