Beauty Shop

Excuse me? I know Botox Barbie isn’t trying to call me ignorant.

Beauty Shop, CC BY-SA 4.0

(Everyone sees a woman with a big booty in little shorts) See, now, if a plane crashed, we could eat for days.

Beauty Shop, CC BY-SA 4.0

Gina Norris: Vanessa? Vanessa: Yeah? Gina Norris: Do you think these pants make my butt look big? Vanessa: Yeah, they do. Gina Norris: Perfect. Vanessa: Does this mean I’m gonna have to leave music school now? Gina Norris: No. Why would you say that, Vanessa? Vanessa: Because, Mom… you got fired. Mrs. Towner: When’d you all get to be so integrated ‘round here? Lynn: This morning. Chanel: Is that a purse? James: Nah. It’s a man bag. Ida: A man bag? James: Yeah, a man bag. It’s like the hottest new accessory in men’s fashion. Ida: You got some man lipstick in that bag, James? James: (Ida’s dancing) Don’t shake that baby loose. Gina Norris: Oh, Lord. Don’t do that or we gon’ get indecency charges up in here.

Beauty Shop, CC BY-SA 4.0