Quotes

Other Characters

Young Boy: Like my man Fiddy says, get rich or die trying. Veronica Keepsake: You're saying I violated section 34/Double-D? Vikram Walia: Protect and serve my ass, where's my fucking turban? Captain Darius: Get these guys some vests.

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Dalton Russell: Don't I sound calm to you? Det. Keith Frazier: Yes, you do.

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Det. Keith Frazier: I wouldn't get too comfortable here. Dalton Russell: I have the cable guy coming on Wednesday.

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Det. Bill Mitchell: Hey Keith, let me see your shoe. Det. Keith Frazier: What? Det. Bill Mitchell: Lemme see your shoe. Det. Keith Frazier: Why? Det. Bill Mitchell: 'Cause I have never seen anyone put their foot that far up a guy's ass. Det. Keith Frazier: [Busts out laughing] Yeah, I guess I did, didn't I?

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Dalton Russell: Soon I'm gonna be sucking down Piña Coladas in a hot tub with six girls named Amber and Tiffany. Det. Keith Frazier: No, it's more like in the shower with two guys named Jamal and Jesus...and here's the bad news; that thing you're sucking on? [in a sing-songy voice] It's not a Piña Colada!

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Madeleine White: Look, detective, there are matters at stake here that are a little bit above your pay grade. Det. Keith Frazier: Why don't you just tell the mayor to raise my pay grade to the right level? Problem solved.

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Det. Keith Frazier: You ever had a gun stuck in your face before? Sergeant Collins: Yeah, once. Det. Keith Frazier: Really? Sergeant Collins: Yeah, by a twelve-year-old. Det. Keith Frazier: What was that like? Sergeant Collins: Not one of my better days.

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Dalton Russell: Lady? Believe me. This is the only situation where I'd ask you to do this. But take off your fucking clothes. Miriam: No. You should be ashamed of yourself. [Dalton points gun at her head] What's with you mishegoyim? Go ahead, make my day. Dalton Russell: Take your fucking clothes off, lady. Miriam: No!

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Vikram Walia: Fuckin' tired of this shit. What happened to my fuckin' civil rights? Why can't I go anywhere without being harassed? Get thrown out a bank, I'm a hostage, I get harassed. I go to the airport, I can't go through security without a random selection. Fuckin' random, my ass. Det. Keith Frazier: I bet you can get a cab though. Vikram Walia: I guess that's one of the perks.

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Madeliene White: Well, I'd love to tell you what a monster you are, but, uh, I have to help Bin Laden's nephew buy a co-op on Park Ave. Arthur Case: [laughing] If that were true, you wouldn't tell me. Madeliene White: [turning to leave] We're listing you as a reference.