Quotes

Dialogue

Mrs. Greene: Let's get to it. All those in favor… All opposed. (After the PTA meeting, we see Mrs. Greene talking to the reporters) Well, the PTA has an accepted set of rules concerning the prom. Young ladies must wear non-revealing dresses. Young men must wear suits or tuxes. And if a student chooses to bring a date, they must be of the opposite sex. Reporter: Well, can you just ban that student? Frank DiLella: It's Frank DiLella with New York 1's On Stage. We're here for the opening night of Eleanor! The Eleanor Roosevelt Musical, starring the incomparable Dee Dee Allen. Dee Dee! You're a Broadway star. Trent Oliver: Still, I have played Hamlet, and yet I'm only known as that guy from the beloved early aughts' sitcom… (scene switches to Talk to the Hand where Trent Oliver starred in, Hootie and The Blowfish performed "Hold My Hand") Talk to the Hand. Trent Oliver: (Switches back to the present) I question the very meaning of my existence. Kaylee: (First lines when she and Shelby put