Bad Teacher

Elizabeth: [takes bite out of an apple] I thought the teachers were supposed to get the apples. Amy: Well, I think the students teach me at least as much as I teach them. That's just something I say sometimes. Elizabeth: Stupid.

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Elizabeth: Listen, Carl, I know that you are a very busy man. So, I'm just gonna get right down to it. I've been speaking to various... [quick thinking pause] ah...black...citizens...who allege that your tests are biased toward white people and orientals. Carl: Okay. Lemme tell you something right away. A: Orientals test better. B: Every couple of years we get these cockamamie charges coming in from various parts of the state and - lemme duh-dat... You should hear the things that they call me! Racist. Faggatron. Faggy Hitler. Dick breath. Ok? But, I... am not a racist. I voted for Barack Obama. You can quote me on that.

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Principal Wally Snur: Well, it's been another great year here at JAMS. With summer around the corner, it's time to say goodbye not only to another school year, but also to one of our own. Amy Squirrel. After six short years, Amy is transferring out of the district. Sandy: Speech, speech! Amy: Wally, thank you for those kind words, and thank you all. My decision that I made myself to leave was super difficult, but when the superintendent personally asks you to work at one of the worst schools in the state, well, you say, "Yes." And, boy, I am looking forward to bringing my brand of zany energy to those underprivileged students at Malcolm X High School. Amy: Thank you. Scott: Hey, Elizabeth. Listen, since Amy's transferring, I was thinking, maybe the two of us could start over. [turns away, then turns back to Elizabeth] Scott: Oh, hey there. Scott Delacorte. And you are? Elizabeth: [smiles] Leaving.

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