Quotes

Quotes

Harry Newman: [disclaimer, opening lines] Due to the graphic nature of this program, viewer discretion is advised. Harry Newman: [disclaimer from the Russia 1-Hour Special] The following program was taped over a 16-day period in Leningrad and Moscow by six camera teams - three American, three Russian. Soviet officials allowed the crews unprecedented access to all police operations and permitted all footage to be cleared without censorship or review. Harry Newman: [disclaimer from the Homicide USA Special Edition] Due to the extreme graphic nature of this special edition of COPS, viewer discretion is advised. Inner Circle: [theme song] Bad boys, bad boys. What're you going to do? What're you going to do, when they come for you? Harry Newman: [narrator] COPS is filmed on location with the men and women of law enforcement; all suspects are innocent until proven guilty in a court of law. Harry Newman: [narrator] This special edition of COPS is filmed on location with the men and women of l

Season 1 (1989)

Burt Lancaster: [narrator from the pilot episode, opening sequence] COPS is about real people and real crime. It was filmed entirely on location with the men and women who work in law enforcement. Burt Lancaster: [narrator from the pilot episode, opening scene] This program was filmed during a one week period with the Broward County Sheriff's Department in Florida; all suspects are presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law. Harry Newman: [narrator] COPS is filmed on location as it happens; all suspects are considered innocent until proven guilty in a court of law. Police Officer: [chasing a fleeing criminal] Stop, or I'll shoot you in the back! Woman: Why did you run?! DAMN YOU!!!

COPS: Too Hot For TV! VHS

[narrator] Warning: This program contains scenes of a graphic nature, with adult language and nudity. This includes footage of a mature subject matter, and is intended for an adult audience.

COPS: Too Hot For TV! VHS

Hello, I'm John Langley, executive producer of COPS. Welcome to my office. In this video, we're gonna do something a little different. Along with the real, and the raw, and the outrageous, we're gonna show you never-before-seen outtakes. In other words, the uncensored version of COPS.

COPS: Too Hot For TV! VHS

[narrator] This special edition video is based on outtakes from COPS. All suspects are still innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.

Season 16 (2004)

Anthony Damiano: [pointing a handgun at a man smoking marijuana] Put it down, bro. Put it down! Down! Down, what did I tell you? Down, down. Put your hands behind your back. You've got any guns on you? Suspect: No, papi. No, papi. Anthony Damiano: I ain't your papi, put your head down! Suspect: No, no. No, no. No, papi. Anthony Damiano: What do you've got? Just that? Suspect: Yes, papi. Anthony Damiano: Just marijuana? Suspect: Yes. Anthony Damiano: Keep your hands, there. Anthony Damiano: From the projects? Well, what are you doing? Suspect: I was smoking the, the. The tobacco. Anthony Damiano: The tobacco? Suspect: Yes, papi. Anthony Damiano: You sure? Suspect: Yes, officer. I'm sure. I just want to go home, papi. Anthony Damiano: You called me papi, again? Suspect: Officer, Mister Damiano. Anthony Damiano: Again, you called me that? Don't call me papi, again. Suspect: Alright, papi. Alright, officer.

Episode 5: Weapons Drawn #2 (9 October 2010)

Suspect: [after being captured by policemen] Nobody, sir. No, sir. They tried to break in for several hours and I don't have a phone, and there was like four of them. I think three of them dressed in ninja turtles, in black. Policemen: Relax, man. Relax. Relax, relax. Relax. Suspect: I just defended myself.

Episode 21

[after being tasered, to no effect] I'll get you, bitch!

Season 26 (2013)

Devin Cantwell: [to a captured suspect] You've got any underwear on, George? George: Somewhere. Devin Cantwell: [to a captured suspect] Do you understand why you're going to jail, tonight? George: What? Devin Cantwell: You're going to jail. You're going to jail, George. George: What did I do? Devin Cantwell: You had a bag of weed! You can't have that. George: I'm getting out of the State of Texas. Devin Cantwell: You're going to Colorado? George: Yes, sir! Devin Cantwell: Okay. George: Yeah, hey! Devin Cantwell: How did I know that?

Episode 26: Kill 'Em With Kindness

Suspect: [after being restrained by policemen] I don't appreciate you roughing me up like that, man. For no motherfucking reason, man. Devin Cantwell: You've got a freaking gun on you. Suspect: Yeah, man. You're lucky I didn't shoot your bitch-ass with it. Devin Cantwell: [bemused] Really? Really? Suspect: Yeah, man. Yeah, straight up.

Episode 1

Edward Alleman: Just a couple of scrapes and bumps, but everything heals. Martin: [objecting to his brother being arrested for possessing drugs] It's not right, dog. Brian Osborne: I didn't say it was right, dude. It's what it is. Suspect: [to his irate brother] Martin, shut up! Shut up, bro! Shut the fuck up, Martin!

Episode 21: Two in the Bush

Suspect: [being investigated for trying to hire a prostitute] I'm a nice guy; I work with special-needs individuals. Policeman: They're going to hurt; they're handcuffs.

Episode 23: Nothing to See Here

"Isiah": [lying to policemen as they try to capture him] I'm Isiah, bro! I'm Isiah, bro! I'm Isiah, bro! "Isiah": [lying to policemen as they try to capture him] I'm Isiah, man! Stop, bro! I'm Isiah, man! I'm Isiah, bro! Bystander: [to the driver of an automobile that crashed into his house] Hey sucker, you're fucking lucky you didn't hurt one of my family members. Driver: I didn't. Bystander: [pointing index finger at man] You know what? Driver: I ran that stop sign. Bystander: I don't give a fuck what you're saying. But, if that would've happened? Driver: I know, I know. Bystander: I'd hunt you down until the day I'd fucking got you.