Twins

Julius Benedict: My name is Julius and I am your twin brother. Vincent Benedict: Oh, obviously! The moment I sat down I thought I was looking into a mirror.

Twins (1988 film), CC BY-SA 4.0

Vincent Benedict: Money talks and bullshit walks! Julius Benedict: How can bullshit walk?

Twins (1988 film), CC BY-SA 4.0

Julius Benedict: Why are you being so immature about all this? Vincent Benedict: Look, Julius. Do you know how many times I've heard stories like this? It's every orphan's fantasy: "My real mom and dad were rich, and beautiful. But... there was a mix-up at the hospital. And I got switched with another baby. But one day, there's gonna be a knock at the door. And there they'll be, with open arms, crying, 'My darling. My treasure. We didn't know. How can we make it up to you?'" Let me tell you something for your own good, Julius. It's a CROCK!

Twins (1988 film), CC BY-SA 4.0

Julius Benedict: I'm really worried about you, Vincent. How much money do you owe? Now don't lie to me. We're twins. I can feel your pain. Vincent Benedict: Why do you keep saying that? We're not twins, were not brothers, we're nothing. Julius Benedict: Twenty thousand? Vincent Benedict: Due this morning. [gets in the car] Come on! Julius Benedict: Now don't worry about anything, Vincent. As long as I'm with you, I won't let anyone harm you. Okay?

Twins (1988 film), CC BY-SA 4.0

Vincent Benedict: [impressed with Julius's fighting abilities] You could be a boxer or something. I could be your manager. Julius Benedict: No, I could never fight for money. Vincent Benedict: Well that's fine. You fight, I'll keep the money. Julius Benedict: Actually, I hate violence. Vincent Benedict: But you're so good at it!

Twins (1988 film), CC BY-SA 4.0

Julius Benedict: For the first time in my life, I'm... pissed off! Vincent Benedict: [trying to hold Julius back] Julius, don't do this to me! I got a car to deliver! The last thing I need is a detour to the slammer!

Twins (1988 film), CC BY-SA 4.0