Superhero Movie

Lance Landers: Ah, Rick Riker. How are your parents? Rick: They died violently nine years ago. Lance Landers: But, otherwise okay?

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Rick: Hi i'm Rick Riker, I was wondering if you had a job opening for-- Mental Hospital Patient: Job?! JOB!? How dare you come in here and ask me for a job! I've turned down millions of saps like you, and i'll turn down a million more. I'm the editor-in-chief! I can start fires with my mind. I know the mayor of Venus! Hamburgers can see the future! Rosie O'Donnell is-[carried out of the office by two men] Editor-in-Chief: Sorry about this. We share the building with a mental hospital.

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Dr. Whitby: [about Aunt Lucille] She can't walk, she can't talk. She has no control over her bowels. Rick: That's terrible! Dr. Whitby: I know. I went ahead and set up a MySpace account for her under "Crazyshitmachine" [Rick looks at him, appaled]. She already has 40 friends.

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Professor Xavier: Hello, Rick. Rick: Who are you and how do you know my name? Professor Xavier: I'm a psychic. Rick: Prove it. Professor Xavier: Think of any number between one and a million and I'll tell you what it is. Rick: Nine. Professor Xavier: Not out loud, dumbass! Come with me, you dumb son-of-a-bitch.

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Chief Karlin: The lady was badly hurt. Interviewer: How was she hurt? Chief Karlin: Badly!

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