Austin & Ally

Ally: I can't believe he stole my song! He messed with the wrong girl! Trish: That's right! Get angry! Me likey! Ally: (Types something on her phone and it beeps.) There! Allycat109 doesn't like this video. Yeah! Whoo! Trish: Calm down before you type a frowny face and really hurt his feelings...

Austin & Ally, CC BY-SA 4.0

Austin: Who am I kidding... My dad always said I had a one in a million chance of making it.... Ally: That's exactly what my dad said to me. Dez: You know what my dad always says? "Dez! Stop texting the dog!"

Austin & Ally, CC BY-SA 4.0

Ally: I can't just spit out a song any time you want me to. Lyrics don't just flow out of me like a river after a rain of tears! Oh... That's good! (Runs over, grabs her book and writes it down) Austin: Hey, Ally. Maybe you should write that... so we can actually read it this time. (Ally glares at him) Dez: Yeah... Miss Calligraphy Camp... (Laughs at her) Ally: Oh. (Scribbles something in her book) Can you read this? Dez: (Looks at it) Yes, I can... And that is not a nice word!

Austin & Ally, CC BY-SA 4.0

Ally: (Referring to the kangaroo in her practice room) Aww, he is so cute. (Stops walking towards him) Aww, I just stepped in kangaroo poop... Dez: Hey, you don't know it was the kangaroo... Trish was in here earlier.... Trish: (Smiles at him) I will smack those freckles right off your face...

Austin & Ally, CC BY-SA 4.0

Dez: Someone needs to mop up all this Trish poop. Trish: Keep it up, and someone's gonna need to mop up all your freckles! Dez: My freckles are my friends! Can you say that about your poop?!

Austin & Ally, CC BY-SA 4.0

Ally: (Sees Austin and picks up a life-size Austin doll and begins to kiss it) Mwah, Austin. Mwah, Austin. Mwah! Austin: Uhh, Ally? Ally: (Turns around) Oh, hey Austin... Austin: Is that doll supposed to be me? Ally: Ummm, yes. I was just practicing what to do if you got bit by a poisonous snake. It could happen, ohhhhhh....

Austin & Ally, CC BY-SA 4.0